If cats were to fit in any category in the alignment system, surely it would be as chaotic evil characters. How else would you explain their behavior? Cats go out of their way to cause as much trouble as possible. They choose to do that. They choose to cause chaos in as many ways and as many times as possible.
We're sure that, at this point, you've seen the iconic story about the criminal cat who was on the run after robbing a supermarket and stealing exactly three sausages. And that you have seen the hissterical thread about the cats who locked their human out of the bathroom and made them rethink all of their life choices. Cats are just like that. Cats are the most exemplary example of chaotic evil, and although some people might say that that makes cats "bad pets" or something, we love them all the more for it.
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You would think that after enough times, we would learn, but alas, they manage to trick us over and over again. You should have known, really, that this would happen. It's your own fault for being a good servant and turning your back. Or at least, that's how we think that our cats think.
Yeah, actually! We have noticed it too. Our cats have a particular thing for carbs as well. The number of bread bags that they tore into over the years… it took us forever to figure out who the Culprit of The Bitten Bread was, and then another forever to remember to put the bread away every night. It's been a journey.
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