Moments Of Cats Seeing An Opportunity To Be Chaotic Evil And Taking It: Food Thieves Edition

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Nov 22, 2022 10:00 AM EST

If cats were to fit in any category in the alignment system, surely it would be as chaotic evil characters. How else would you explain their behavior? Cats go out of their way to cause as much trouble as possible. They choose to do that. They choose to cause chaos in as many ways and as many times as possible. 

We're sure that, at this point, you've seen the iconic story about the criminal cat who was on the run after robbing a supermarket and stealing exactly three sausages. And that you have seen the hissterical thread about the cats who locked their human out of the bathroom and made them rethink all of their life choices. Cats are just like that. Cats are the most exemplary example of chaotic evil, and although some people might say that that makes cats "bad pets" or something, we love them all the more for it. 

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    Font - Kasee Jones Johnson My kitten spilled my soda yesterday. While I was cleaning his mess, he stole my turkey sandwich. It never ends. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 86
    via Kasee Jones Johnson

    You would think that after enough times, we would learn, but alas, they manage to trick us over and over again. You should have known, really, that this would happen. It's your own fault for being a good servant and turning your back. Or at least, that's how we think that our cats think. 

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    Font - Sara Asaro What is it with kittens and carbs? I swear...we can't leave bread or tortillas out either...our cat actually got into the Costco croissant container not too long ago...I love her...and hate her sometimes too lol Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 24
    via Sara Asaro

    Yeah, actually! We have noticed it too. Our cats have a particular thing for carbs as well. The number of bread bags that they tore into over the years… it took us forever to figure out who the Culprit of The Bitten Bread was, and then another forever to remember to put the bread away every night. It's been a journey. 

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    Font - Top fan Sara Lang I split up things like ground beef into smaller portions before freezing it. One time I took it out and started splitting it up when I got a phone call. I walked into the other room to grab a piece of paper so I could get info from it and came back to my dog eating a portion of the ground beef off the floor. I say portion because it was the last bit I had to package up. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 18
    via Sara Lang
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    Font - Sarah Fulkerson One of my cats did this. I left the package of tortilla shells out on the table and when I came back out the bag and tortillas had bite marks all up in them and at that point I mean I wasn't really trying to eat them so I just took a tortilla out and let my cat sit there and lick on it. LOL Also one of my cats loves salty chips and one day I came in to find her head in the bag of tortilla chips licking each one. Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d Edited 5
    via Sarah Fulkerson
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    Font - Ruby Míla Mine take single bites out of every banana I leave unprotected, then abandon them. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 24
    via Ruby Míla
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    Font - Top fan Rena Pelletier I had a cat who opened a cupboard door, pull out a box of a dozen donuts, and eat the edge of every donut. That guy! Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 19
    via Rena Pelletier
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    Rectangle - Alice C Thorn My cat once got hold of a bag of gingerbread bunnies I'd bought at Easter. They had smarties for eyes & he licked the colour off every one. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 39
    via Alice C Thorn
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    Font - Khristine Field I have one that steals a stick of butter every chance he gets. He's on the prowl constantly for human food. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 7
    via Khristine Field
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    Font - Top fan Elizabeth Allen When I was young I had a cat who was like this with cake donuts. He was the calmest and most well behaved cat ever but if he saw you eating a cake donut he'd jump on you and try to steal it if you didn't give him a piece fast enough. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 16
    via Elizabeth Allen
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    Font - Top fan Jessie Wade My little effer stole an entire chicken tender right in front of me last night. I turned my head for just a moment. He will brazenly steal from our kid, too. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 13
    via Jessie Wade
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    Font - Sharon Almeida Mine ate the tops off of 6 plain donuts. In approximately 3 minutes. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 11
    via Sharon Almeida
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    Rectangle - Chrissie Osborne I made dinner rolls one day and left the house while they cooled on the counter. When I got home my cat had taken a bite out of the top of every roll Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 15
    via Chrissie Osborne
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    Font - Miriam van der Spek My cat once mauled a bunch of tomatoes (still in the bag!) with her little kitty claws while no one was in the room, and then tried to wander off like nothing happened. We quickly identified (and promptly washed) the culprit Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 9
    via Miriam van der Spek
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    Font - Steve Runyan My cats SOMEHOW managed to get the plastic off the almost full loaf of bread, not knock the bread over, and flatten the bag on floor perfectly. So I come home to a stale new unmoved loaf lol Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 10
    via Steve Runyan
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    Font - Shelley Alters The only people food my cats care about is blueberry donuts. You can buy a mixed box and they won't eat anything but the blueberry. They usually step on a few other donuts getting to it though. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 2
    via Shelley Alters

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