Neighbor Thinks Woman Constantly Lectures Her BF Even Though It's Actually Her Cat, Hilarity On Twitter Ensues

Living with a cat is a whole adventure sometimes. Cats live to cause as much chaos as possible. They do whatever they want whenever they want to with no consideration for everyone but themselves. That's just how cats are. We really admire that, quite frankly. Whether our cats decide to start zooming at the most inappropriate moments, whether cats interrupt our Zoom calls at the most unfortunate times… cats do whatever they want, and we deal with it.

Now, we try to train our cats, to let them know what's right and wrong. But the problem is: either our cats are too stupid to understand, or they do understand and they don't care at all and continue to do whatever they want. Our guess is that it's the latter. But we still try. And we're aware that our conversations with them sound ridiculous. We just hope that our neighbors can't hear us. But apparently, sometimes they do.

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With some of the things that we tell our cats sometimes… goodness, we hope that our neighbors can't hear. We can only imagine what they would think if they heard us yelling at our "boyfriends" to stop spearing their poop on the carpet after they do their business in their box.
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Aaand there it is. Twitter understands our worries. Yup. Some of the things we tell them, out of context, sound nothing short of insane. Pooping on the carpet, smearing their poops everywhere, eating plastic, trying to catch birds through a closed window… we're living with an insane person in the form of a four-legged fluffball.
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