It's Wednesday, 4 PM, and you're dying to go home. You never really got over that post-lunch slump and you're out of motivation to work. So, you open social media and start to see some funny memes that make you chuckle. You scroll, and scroll, and scroll, and scroll…and BING! In pops a mischievous idea, distract your boss until it's time to leave and you're golden! Sailing off free into the sunset, bye bye work computer and hello happy hour!
Send this article to your boss, and even your coworkers (sharing is caring, right?), while you quietly put away your computer and make another cup of coffee for the road. If they finish the article too quickly, send them this one. And this one. What? It's 5 PM already? Byeeeeeeee love you mean it!
He only at the bear minimum. Shhhhhh, don't say anything about his weight, you'll embearass! Maybe he got a good beargain on food before winter. We hate to be the bearer of bad news, Mr. Bear, but that's gonna be a bear to work off. All these bear puns, we can bearly stand them!
Ms. Fluffykins has the right idea here - today we're only accepting #goodvibes. Reservation required, and yes, we're booked three months in advance. You know the owner? How sweet. Us too. You still need a reservation.
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