The worst part about being a dog owner is when you come home from a long day of work, exhausted and ready to put your feet up, only to find that your hellacious hound has demolished every breakable item in your home, tarnishing your clean white carpets with broken pots, dirty paw prints, and shredded cushions. This little POS has the audacity to look up at you, rebellious chaos dancing behind his eyes, from his seat on the couch (which he's not allowed to be on in the first place), begging you to chase after him in a rage. Being the level-headed adult that you are, you scream, curse, and run towards this furry devil exactly like he wants you to. He dashes around the living room, elated and ecstatic, ignoring your commands and smiling wildly. You can almost see him doing the middle finger in your direction as he takes a gravity defying leap towards the kitchen counter.
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