Eggnog the Sassy English Bulldog Trolls His Hoomans in a Telling Red Flag Video

In any relationship, there are a few things that can be red flags. For example, when you're starting a new relationship with someone and they eat soup with a spork so that there's portion-control with each bite… that is 100% a red flag. With animal relationships, it can be a little different, but the same principals apply. Nobody wants to have a toxic relationship under their roof, especially with a doggo or a kitty that you care for, but how can a pet owner know when THEY are the toxic one in the relationship? One snarky bulldog answers that question with a sassy red flag video to help dog owners realize when they're giving off toxic vibes. 

Eggnog, a seemly lovable meatball of a dog, lays down the law for us on his social page. Don't be fooled by the floppy lips and big, toothy smile, Eggnog is out for blood on this one. 

You may not realize it, but Eggnog is making some pretty decent points here. Why do the hoomans get to potty in the house, but the dogs gotta go outside? It's cold out there! What kind of a heartless owner sends their beloved good boy out into the cold, wet backyard to do the deeds the good Lord bestowed upon their Earthly bodies? 

Or even worse, they wash you in the bathtub so that you're squeaky clean. Sincerely the most toxic thing a hooman can do for their doggo is gaslight them into thinking that muds and masks are good for their skin, when it's clearly what they're trying to wash away in the tub. Talk about traumatizing. 

A toxic hooman owner might even body shame their pupper. Eggnog is obviously a full figured lil guy, but the boy likes to eat! There's nothing wrong with a little chonk around the middle. So of course he thinks his owner is toxic because of the way they control his eating habits. Why's he gotta wait until dinner time to eat— he's hungry now! 

Besides, a human pet owner will never understand the biggest struggle in their dogs life: Seasoning the bed. They spend weeks and weeks rubbing their rumpus on every surface of the pillow they sleep on at night so that it's appropriately scented for optimal sleep and what does their master go and do? They wash it. That's right, they take that perfectly seasoned bed and rinse the filth right out of it. Preposterous!  

So if you never realized that you're the toxic one in you and your dog's relationship, it's time to check in with yourself and see who's the one being hurt in all of this? Look at this face and tell me you don't feel the tiniest bit guilty for being a reasonable hooman?