Last night you slept for 5 consecutive hours, which is considered a feat these days. Having a toddler is one of those "joys" in life where people forgot to mention how terrible everything is. All of the food you eat is brown, orange, or white and quite frankly, those dino nuggets are starting to become your main source of nutrition at this point. Not only are you malnourished, but you never get time to yourself anymore. Your little angel has to stare you down and seek your attention at every moment of the day, so when they're not screeching at your hip, you start to worry that somethings wrong. So forget showering and forget a doom-scroll dump in the morning because it's just not happening for you anymore. Parental sacrifices would be tragic if it weren't for the fact that everyone goes through the same thing. Time to commiserate sis, you ain't the only one with bags under your eyes.
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