There's nothing worse than that sinking horror you get when you step on your dogs foot. Sure, maybe he put his toebeans underneath you when you weren't looking but no matter where the fault lies, the feeling remains the same. The guilt you feel for crushing his adorable paw is only a fraction of the betrayal that your dog is feeling. You deceived him into thinking you loved him, but no. He can never let this go. Now sad little Fido must forge his own path in this world. He'll run away from home and will take a raft out into the great beyond, escaping his paw stomping suppressors. Dramatically, he will board a vessel that will take him far away from here and far away from you, where he can finally be free and unstomped. Obviously Celine Dion will be playing in his head…
Recently there has been a hilarious trend of similar doggos who have been wronged in minuscule ways who have run away from home on their own life boats. The boat filter, a video template created for viral social media sites, has become a funny way to share your dog's dramatic impulses without ever having them step foot outside the house.
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