'I Have An Accurate Theory' : Best Philosophical Shower Thoughts For The Ponderer

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Eleonora Bader
Dec 14, 2022 10:00 AM EST

Why is it that you need to be surrounded by steam, with moderately warm water gushing all over you to think your best thoughts? We all become philosophers in the shower, pondering life, asking ourselves those seemingly important existential questions. Not all theories we come up with are very bougie. In fact, sometimes the thoughts that run through our heads are very, very dumb.

 

Today, you can find anything on the Internet. Seriously, anything. There is an entire subreddit created for the sole purpose of sharing shower thoughts on Reddit. Truth be told, we're probably not that special. Any thought you've ever thought has probably been thought by someone else. Maybe we're even thinking the same thoughts simultaneously. Some of us actually take to the internet to gouge out the thoughts that are on a free rampage inside of our heads, while others don't. 

 

Sooo, without any further ado, scroll down to check out the latest and the greatest of some accurate and just plain weird shower thoughts we've seen this week. And while we're on the topic of philosophy, check out these stoic classical memes.

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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Pard01 2 days ago Halloween is the one day parents let their kids take candy from strangers ņ
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/powerX21 3 days ago e Taking pictures of people on the street is considered less creepy the more expensive your camera is
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts u/The_Vargster 2 days ago Posted by Since we all take pictures in crowded settings, you might be in a picture on a random person's wall whom you have never seen before
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Magiking210 3 days ago People with prosthetic legs can choose to be whatever height they want to be ▶
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/applesdonthavecores 3 days ago Getting a compliment is less about how great you are and more about how kind and observant the person who gave the compliment is.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/qrouth 3 days ago A lot of people don't know you even exist
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts u/progenitus666 2 days ago Posted by Arguing over whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie has become a Christmas tradition of it's own.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/sexysantaz2021lol 2 days ago Schools punish you for skipping school by making you skip more school
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts u/reddiots-Imao 2 days ago Posted by Dopamine is getting increasingly expensive for something our bodies make for free
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ninjiboy 2 days ago A Crabs and lobsters are only portrayed as red in cartoons because that's how we're used to seeing them... aka after they've been boiled
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/lovetortoises 2 days ago For ants, walking on sand must be like walking on rocks for us ▶
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Mugybety 3 days ago The most dangerous part of riding a motorcycle is the amount of trust you have to put in other drivers ▶
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ImLostInTheForrest 1 day ago A Movie trailers feel awkward when you watch them and then the movie immediately afterwards
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/lamchop00 1 day ago Hoodies are pockets for your head.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/puncmunc 17 hours ago A pefson who uses perfume or cologne to attract others chooses a scent that is attractive to themself.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/ShocknAw33m 7 hours ago When you're driving a car, you're essentially sitting in a really fast moving chair.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/P_FFFF 2 hours ago Deaf people lose freedom of speech when handcuffed
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts u/SuperBaconjam · Posted by 3 hours ago A cushion on a bar stool is a form of stool softener.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts u/thebeardedgorilla Posted by 17 hours ago The first thing most people do when they set foot in a new country is pee. ņ
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Icy_Distance4051 3 hours ago People get complimented much more for getting married than for graduating, even though there is no real merit in getting married.
    via u/Icy_Distance4051

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