As cat people, our one and only mission in life is to please and serve our cats. But first, we must find our masters. Some people adopt from shelters, others from the streets. And then there are those that get adopted by their masters. A.k.a the lucky ones. Once the adoption phase is completed, it's time to move on to phase number 2: the household training phase. This is where you train your cat to know that everything belongs to him and he is, in fact, the owner of the household.
After that, comes phase 3. A little something we like to call world domination. This is the time for your cat to shine and storm up a wave of plans to take control over the entire universe! Mwuahaha. With that being said, we present to you a nice and chunky Twitter thread of adopted cats and kittens that love to plan and scheme as they fit and sit on their hooman's shoulders.
Theo is probably thinking, 'Why would I leave when I have constant love, shelter, food, and my own purrsonal servant? Nah, I think I'll stay here for the time being, It looks like I'm going to like it here… mwuahaha"
Hello, Logan and Logan's murmer mittens. Wowie, y'all see those? We have no doubt in the world that Logan is a mastermind at planning and scheming. He's probably gone through 6 operations himself, he looks like he's seen some stuff.
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