Impossible inventions: 20 Gadgets that are too weird for this world

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Dec 28, 2022 3:00 PM EST

What would we do without the great inventors of today? It can seem like everything has already been created, from electric tea-warmers to Snuggies to iPhones. 

But today's inventors have to have the most creative "eureka!" moments possible. Thanks to the internet, we can now find out about the most cursed inventions that thankfully don't exist. Some of these inventions were created only once with a 3D printer, or just invented with concept art. The world just isn't ready for Crocs you can wear on your hands, or for Internet Explorer scented cologne. 

Up next, gain enlightenment from these very wise quotes, which all come from tweets, movies, or TV shows. 

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  • 01

    Someone who didn't fail science, go ahead and tell me why this wouldn't work

    Gesture - Death roll machine Raw Meat Generator Entire US Electrical grid
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  • 02
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  • 03
    Joint
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  • 04

    Sitting for long periods of time is REALLY bad for you

    Furniture
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  • 05

    Who would you call on the L phone?

    Communication Device
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  • 06
    Product - 1 Cat always lands on her feet. 3 How to MAKE INFINITE ENERGY Fasten bread with butter to cat's back. 5 PHANOR Attach cat-bread to generator. 2 Bread with butter always falls butter side down. 4 6 Cat will keep rotating and never fall on the ground. FARKAM ∞ Infinite energy!
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  • 08

    We as a society are not ready to smell the internet

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    via TheRainbowegoSweet007

    And when the time comes, I'd like to smell like Google Chrome, not Explorer. 

  • 09

    The inventor of this sprayable Red Bull says they can spray it on everyone and everything. No we know why it's not for sale.

    Liquid - Carbonated Taurine Drink. Save Ice Col Red Bull ENERGY DRINK Tourine. Vitalizes Body and M 330 mL
    via iPutMyPantsOn
  • 10
    Food - The McGrible can't hurt you. The McGRible doesn't exist... Sensiblyinteresting Give Emerald 1,144 Views • November 11 • via Android "The McGRible" :
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  • 11

    Where have you been all my life, peanut butter scraper?

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  • 12

    This person 3D printed a rather confusing clock

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    via boksbox
  • 13

    This creator gave horrifying sentience to a sock with these 3D printed teeth

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    via agepbiz

    Good thing the sock of nightmares is not sold in stores.

  • 14

    A lovely book to give to your worst enemy

    Food - Better Homes and Gardens SLURRIES AND OTHER SEMI-LIQUID FAVORITES 2 $295
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  • 15

    Need a chip to dip into your slurry? Boy do I have a product for you!

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  • 16

    Jabba the handbag can only judge you if you let it in your house

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    via dommen
  • 17

    I hope they invent a shorter word for that *smoky* smell

    Candle - FRESHLY BLOWN OUT CANDLE SCENT.
    via throatfrog
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    Beverage can - TIL There is a reason Grape Cola doesn't exist. Yuk! J JaevlaSkit83 294 Views Give Emerald Coca-Cola odra Today I decided to add a little Grape Kool- aid liquid flavoring to my Diet Rite and it didn't go so well. > :
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  • 19

    This device will keep your children's slip 'n' slide so slippery, they may never stop sliding!

    Cloud - Personal Care Gentle to Eyes Baby Shampoo Great for the Entire Family 15x444 ml) Miracle Gro
    via Imgur

    It has the handy benefit of killing all your grass at the same time. 

  • 20

    And finally, if this ever became mainstream, we'd all be far too powerful for our own good

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