18 Incredibly Stupid Things That Caused People to Call 911

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mattstaff
Sep 8, 2017 10:00 PM EDT

If you need proof that some people are totally off their rocker, look no further than here. These people's hilarious misuse of the emergency line is utterly baffling. 

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  • 01
    Text - 911 CALL Dispatcher: "9-1-1 do you need fire, medical or police?" Dudash: No ma'am, I don't. I don't have an emergency, two police officers just left my house can I get their names please? 11:41 PT
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    Blue - 911, what's your emergency? Yes, I need emergency ma'am. I'm about to turn into a werewolf, man, I need some Pepto Bismol! Is there anybody there with you? My mama's husband, he's here with me.
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    Mobile phone - Dispatchera How big is the spider? Caller: Ot's just a little one..
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    Text - CALLER: "Hi, umm... I'm at the corner of Pleasant Hill and John Young Parkway, I'm at a Walgreens parking lot... and my car will not start, I'm locked inside my car. I cannot open my car..."
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    Text - Caller: I felt something tickling me to death... I couldn't stand it...
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    Text - SNORING 911 CALL NEW AT 10:00 Caller: She's just snoring away like atrain. Dispatcher: Is that her snoring that I'm hearing? Caller: Yeah. She's snoring like a train.
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    News - BAY NEWS 911 Call Kimbell: "I got the munchies and I walked a quarter mile from here. Are you going to help me out or do I havé to get arrested to get home? You know what I'm saying?" 911: "Well, we're not going to take you home. Kimbell: "I want you to call the manager at the Taco Bell. CAN
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    Text - Caller: Did um... Did you know that um Kelly Rippa... Kelly Rippa has and outtie belly button?
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    Blue - Man Needs Ride To Liquor Store 911 CALL TO ST. JOHNS COUNTY Dispatcher: You need a ride? McMurrain: Yes to the liquor store.
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    Text - 911 CALL 911 Dispatcher: 911 Emergency. Caller: Hi, um, this is actually not a prank call, but there is a chicken trying to cross the road in Linnton. 911 Dispatcher: Is it causing traffic problems? NO JOKE MAN CALLS 911 FOR CHICKEN CROSSING ROAD DLINES HE LINES HEADLINESHE
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    Text - Caller: Hello? (unintelligible) 911: 9-1-1. Police or paramedics? Caller: Do you know about the whole thing that's going on with the Playstation Network? NEW AT 11 LOCAL COVERAGE YOU CAN COUNT ON PBSO TWEETS 911 CALL ABOUT PLAY STATION OUTAGE 11:13 7
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    Green - 911 CALL Operator:911 What's your emergency? Knighton: ...also, if you could, send over your hottest officer?
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  • 13
    Text - HUSBAND WANTED 911 CALL 911: "YOU'RE CALLING 911 TO GET A HUSBAND?"
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    Light - 911 TAPE 911 Operator: 911, do you need police, fire, or rescue?" Caller: "I ordered chicken nuggets and they don't have chicken nuggets, and so I told her to refund-give me my money back, and she told me I have to pick something else off the menu...
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    Text - Caller: Uh, what number do I call to get the time?
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    Text - 1 Dispatcher: Ma'am 911 does not connect you to Dominos pizza...
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    Text - 911 CALL Caller: Oh my God! My wife is holding a baby! I had no idea my wife was pregnant!"
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