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Tinder Tuesday: Wildest Tinder Convos Of The Week For A Funny Start To The New Year (January 3, 2023)

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    'this man matched with me, said this then- unmatched me'

    Rectangle - < YOU MATCHED WITH LUKE ON 31/12/2022. You kinda look like a reptile

    Starting off strong. Like… imagine getting this message from a random man on a dating app. People are wild 

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    'So that’s a no then?'

    Font - 17:33 Harvey .... - . YOU MATCHED WITH HARVEY ON 28/12/2022. i think cosplaying is so cute ever done it in the bedroom? Can't say that I have Wanna try it depends on who i'm getting to see So no shrek? Sent
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    Light - Today 2:56 AM Yeah the kids are asleep Today 3:16 AM What are your Tinder goals? Idk friends or more ... humans with similar Interests What a coincidence! Me too. What are you doing this weekend? We can meet up for coffee since a movie is out of the question Idk what's you sign Gemini I You? Today 3:43 AM What's your favorite coffee? I like blended grasshopper mocha with extra chocolate. Dutch>Starbucks S Today 4:21 AM Did I just get ghosted because of sky racism? Sent
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    'men never respond when I compliment them, so today I tried something new… and it worked'

    Product - < YOU MATCHED WITH ON 12/30/22 No offense but you look kind of haunted See any cool ghosts lately Lol haunted what does that mean You know like followed by spirits or something Maybe you bought an antique with bad energy idk I do feel haunted sometimes ngl
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    'a perfect love'

    Font - GIF Briar Wednesday 8:31 PM do u ever swipe right on someone and hope that itll be a match? that was me when i saw your profile x thats a terrible opener but i just want to be honest with u since were gonna get married now Haha do you say that to every girl in hopes? believe it or not my openers get a lot worse than that My opener is usually... nah i dont, i promise HELLO THERE We can get married yes Type a message ... General Kenobi

    Not so much a wild conversation, but we thought it'd be nice to include it anyway. You know, to give people hope that it's actually possible to find your significant other on a dating app. One that matches your meme humor too. 

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    'Sometimes I don’t even know what to say anymore … '

    Font - < YOU MATCHED WITH HARRY ON 29/12/2022. Make me take you to expensive dinner. Over order on purpose so it gets wasted and make me pay. Then take a pic of me paying and send to your mates with a harsh caption Yesterday 4:23 pm I'm sorry, what? + Sent
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    'Cant say anyones ever worded it that way before'

    Font - T-Mobile LTE < 4:20 PM Today 1 70% Hey happy new year! Delivered You wanna make a sex appointment
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    'never messaging first again lmfao'

    Font - A why do you look kind of like Tom Holland in your first pic Because I'm handsome sometimes Why do you look like a sexual jellybean ♡
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    'I really hope this guy was trolling me.'

    Light - ← Today 8:57 PM What kind of work do you do? what? William Are you a scammer? lol lol Lol no I catch fraud for credit card company I almost thought you were a scammer lol I'm a fraud specialist Are you a police officer? You didn't say 335 Nope, I catch em You just said you were a scammer. ♡ No? I already told you what I do I never said that once.
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    'Is tinder universally known to be a sex app?'

    Font - What are you looking for? Yesterday 10:59 PM That's a dumb question It's tinder
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    '60% of the time, it works all the time.'

    Product - 10/10 Damn girl, you look like you could plug in the USB on the first try this made me laugh 23:08
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    'Too harsh?'

    Product - < E Type a message Q i need to be brutally honest with you. you're a solid 6/10 but you have a super cute dog so i'd sleep with you just to get to hangout with your dog GIF Today 6:12 PM I gotta be completely honest. None of those dogs are mine and you seem like a complete c so I'd f you and never call you again WE R T YU 123 A S D Z X FL CV B space + Sent G H J K L N M Send I Ο Ρ X return

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