It's a brand new year, and we would like to announce that, no matter how hard we tried, we are still purrfectly whipped for a whole bunch of criminals. No, no, not the criminals that you're thinking of. We're whipped for kittens. Yes, didn't you hear? Itty bitty kittens are some of the fiercest and most dangerous criminals our there. They can make you do things for them without even trying- just by looking adorable. They can get away with literal crimes simply because we're too busy awwing in fascination while they commit those crimes.
In fact, we are so whipped for them, that we write a whole listicle full of the very cutest kittens of the week every single week. And for some reason, no matter how much we warn you guys of the risks, you keep coming over here and awwing over these kittens with us. Oh well, continue at your risk, people, but if you end up with an uncontrollable desire to adopt a kitten by the end of this listicle, don't say we didn't warn you.
"I work at a cat shelter in Detroit and took in a pregnant mama "temporarily overnight" until we could get her into a foster. Surprise, she gave birth to 5 healthy babies early that next morning, in my bed. Enjoy, 3 hour-old kitten seedlings!"
"An update on the Smol & Chonk ginger crims I posted a few days ago. Prisons are so crowded that one can only sleep on her back with legs in the air. And here they're getting a compulsory shower by Mum Guard."
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