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Twitter Thread: Random Non-Meat Foods That Cats Are Obsessed With And Will Fight You For

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    Cat - Rev. Poppy Haze @poppy_haze every cat upon instantiation will spawn with one random non-meat food item it is obsessed with. There is no way to tell what this is until the day the cat will steal something off your plate like its life depended upon it Creature Tik Toks @CreatureTikToks - Dec 30, 2022 0:18 1.4M views 10:18 PM - Dec 30, 2022 J Tik Tok 5.4M Views 10.1K Retweets 1,745 Quote Tweets 94.3K Likes

    Oh, the day that we found our cat is obsessed with bread was truly a day to remember. For months, something has been tearing apart our bread loaves at night, and it took us far longer than it should have to realize who the culprit of the crime was. Since then, the bread is on lockdown at night. 

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    Okay, promise us one thing: when you watch this video, turn on the sound. You will not regret it. In fact, you will miss half the awwdorableness if you don't turn it on, and that will just be tragic. This cat is so enthusiastic about eating its beet. 

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    Cat - i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazilla Replying to @poppy_haze it was spaghetti with marinara, to the point we started making her her own little plate if we were having spaghetti just so she wouldn't swipe ours right off our plates. 1:07 AM - Dec 31, 2022
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    Font - jawnv6 @jawnv6 Replying to @poppy_haze remembering the wild look in my old cat's eyes when she got on the table and stole some sourdough 10:24 PM - Dec 30, 2022
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    Cat - Dylan Reeve @DylanReeve Replying to @poppy_haze and @paulbrislen Interesting. Dylan Reeve ✔ @DylanReeve - Aug 6, 2020 My very normal cat and his bag of carrots. Show this thread 12:03 AM - Jan 1, 2023
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    Font - Vincent @vinceroony ... Replying to @poppy_haze Growing up we had a cat who was obsessed with olives, he would chase my mom around the house whenever she opened the jar. He could sense an olive jar being opened from across the house in the deepest slumber. 12:46 PM - Dec 31, 2022
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    Cat - Wesley "THREE-JABS" Mallin @wesleymallin Replying to @poppy_haze I have a video somewhere of Jerry the cat (sadly no longer with us) having the best of times with a prawn cracker You couldn't have a takeaway until he'd had his prawn cracker because 13lb of cat does NOT GIVE UP 2:53 PM - Dec 31, 2022
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    Font - Allan @AllanRicharz Replying to @poppy_haze and @Tomi_Tapio My family has had three different cats that were all obsessed with olives. 6:04 PM - Dec 31, 2022
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    Cat - Kelly Ellis @justkelly_ok Replying to @poppy_haze Lol, the white one steals bread and the black one steals yogurt. ALT 9:16 PM - Dec 31, 2022
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    Cat - Bo Bolander @BBolander Replying to @poppy_haze absolutely apeshit for white bread AN
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    Furniture - Bo Bolander @BBolander Replying to @BBolander and @poppy_haze also used to lose his little mind over pie 9:05 AM - Jan 1, 2023 637
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    Font - the age where the devil smiles @copiedcopies Replying to @poppy_haze and @Chinchillazllla several months ago - i do not recall how long - my cats ripped open a bag of peas. this was the Event for them. They stashed as many as possible and now, months after everything was cleaned, they CONTINUE to find and play with them. The littlest lady leaves them in my slippers. 1:08 AM - Dec 31, 2022
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    Font - David Mowatt @ducklingsmith Replying to @poppy_haze and @AsheEmber desperately, DESPERATELY trying to convey to our cat that chives are *poisonous to cats*, to no avail 10:57 PM - Dec 30, 2022
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    Cat - Catblossom @catblossoms Replying to @poppy_haze and @KyleLukoff When Cyd hears the cheese come out in the kitchen... (He will appear and make this face any time you have cheese - but he only likes sharp cheddar! He wants the right to refuse any other type. He actually *hit* a piece of American cheese once) ALT 8:15 PM - Dec 31, 2022 ALT
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    Font - lea? @leaslame Replying to @poppy_haze i had a cat who would go feral every time i had terryaki chicken and broccoli. she didn't want the chicken, it was the broccoli that she was obsessed with.. she'd get a piece and walk around the house growling at everyone in a 20ft radius of her 1:22 AM - Dec 31, 2022
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    Font - Aunty Fiadh> @Aughras_eye Replying to @poppy_haze and @alannah_siobhan My (late) little guy went nuts over jelly doughnuts. Only the jelly-filled, and would ignore jelly or jam on anything else. Something about deep-frying jelly and dough spoke to him. 2:17 AM - Dec 31, 2022

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