Candy dots and green slime popsicles: Strange 'Geriatric Millennial Menu' will unlock your long-lost childhood snacking memories

Elder millennials and young Gen X: let us gather at this table full of weird foods that you might have eaten in your childhood. As for Gen Z, check out the items you could probably cyber-bully brands into making once again. And Baby Boomers, thanks for feeding us these wacky science experiment foods as we grew up!

While the food on our menu tonight may make you nostalgic, you have to admit that some of these options are pretty gross. As a kid, you don't think twice about eating purple or green colored ketchup, it's just a fun novelty. But looking back, there's a major ick resonating from some of these highly processed food experiments. 

I really miss Dunkaroos, and they have recently returned in some areas of the U.S. — hooray! However, definitely would not consume any more Little Hugs barrel drinks, which are basically sugar water with colors. Up next, take in a collection of work memes to propel you through the rest of your week (or at least know you aren't the only sluggish person hanging out by the water cooler.)

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