Dumb Los Angeles Health Department Shuts Down Dumb Starbucks

Comedy Central comedian Nathan Fielder was behind the Dumb Starbucks Coffee that opened over the weekend in Los Angeles. Unfortunately, the shop was only able to enjoy four days of business before being shut down by the Los Angeles Health Department.

Because I'm sure that nouveau burger joint near the corner of Franklin and Hillhurst that serves "ultra-rare" beef burgers totally is a priority. "Well done," guys.

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    "We are evaluating next steps and while we appreciate the humor, they cannot use our name, which is a protected trademark."

    -- Starbucks email to USA Today

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    "We hate puppies, fun, kittens, rainbows, and just generally everything."

    -- The Los Angeles Health Department
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    You could have enjoyed coffee in any number of dumb sizes!

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    Or listened to dumb songs!

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    Great. Now where can I get a copy of the Eat, Pray, Dumb soundtrack?
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    Frequently Asked (Yet Still Dumb) Questions.

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    Evidently customers didn't think they were so dumb...

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