The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (February 3, 2023)

Author image for Mel Dawn
Mel Dawn
Feb 3, 2023 1:00 PM EST

Welcome back to another fun Dungeons & Dragons filled Friday. As always, we're bringing you all of our favorite D&D content on this side of the internet. Just remember to share all your favorite with the rest of your party!

Advertisement
  • 01
    Font - Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet? Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus. Wizard: He has spells? Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it he shouts "Cast iron!"
    via QuartetOfNerds

    This is what happens when dads are allowed to play Dungeons & Dragons. 

  • 02
    Facial expression - "Why are you interrupting my long rest? I need my spells, Ernie." "But Bert, I rolled a 2 on Perception during my watch and the DM laughed."
    via QuartetOfNerds

    That would keep me up at night too. 

  • 03
    Cartoon - ROLL FOR PERCEPTION OH, NOTHING 19, WHAT DOI SEE Then why did you ask for it?
    via QuartetOfNerds

    So stressful. 

  • 04
    Font - Dandy Beyond @Dandy Beyond Bard: I poke the beholder in the eye AB Beholder: That's it? Bard: *nods to dm* Dm: the beholder's main eye starts to turn pink Beholder: NO! YOU CAN'T CAST MAGIC! AHHH IT BURNS!!! WHERE'S THAT FINGER BEEN?! Bard: *grins and nods* Beholder: WHERE'S THAT FINGER BEEN??!!!
    via QuartetOfNerds

    Sometimes you gotta play dirty. 

  • 05
    Liver - Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears "You enter a large cave. The Orcs' trail led you Now, before you lie three paths, one of-" "i jump into the water" "are there any clams" "Stop asking that." "i cast detect clam" "That's not a spell." here. "You can't keep jumping in the water. There is no water here." 10:11 PM - Mar 30, 2020 Twitter for iPhone > PRICALE ON
    via QuartetOfNerds
  • 06
    Vertebrate - When you personally offend the DM: Alright, that's itf Disadvantage! Disadvantage on your whole family! Disadvantage on you! Disadvantage on your cow!
    via QuartetOfNerds

    Pretty much. 

  • 07
    Jaw - CLERICAL ERROR PLAYER CHARACTER You said you could heal him, why are you building a fire? LIZARDFOLK PLAYER CHARACTER I said, "I can CURE him." Hand me the salt and hickory chips.
    via QuartetOfNerds

    Again with the D&D dad jokes. It could be its own genre.

  • 08
    Font - read-and-be-merry List of Editions to use to play Dungeons & Dragons 1. Any Edition you want. 2. Don't use Editions you don't want to use. 3. That's it 4. Congratulations you did it iammewhooaryou I really like this list. All my favorite D&D Editions are on it. read-and-be-merry Thanks I worked really hard on it
    via QuartetOfNerds

    There's no wrong way to play.

  • 09
    Organ - Be a Warlock and take the Eldrich Spear Invocation to cast Eldrich Blast at 300 Ft. Be a Warlock and take the Spell Sniper Feat to cast Eldrich Blast at 600 Ft. Be a Warlock and Multi- Class into a Sorcorer and take the Distant Spell Metamagic to cast Eldrich Blast at 1,200 Ft. Be a Warlock-Sorcorer and Multi-Class into a Barbarian and take the Eagle buff from the Path of the Totem Warrior to be able to see 1 mile further so you can snipe people with your Eldrich Blast from 1,200 Ft away
    via QuartetOfNerds

    Mind blown.

  • 10
    Font - biblioprincessdalian Follow I've never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like "smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables." You'd be like yeah that's some wizard shit. po
    via QuartetOfNerds

    Dungeons & Dragons: Fallout. 

  • 11
    Shelf - ve seen this stop error scree this screen appears again, foll my time rew hardware or software is properly fr stallation, ask your hardware software entes you might need. psychoticrambling ystal ball says you really f***ed up this e, disable or remove any newly installed hard ble eros memory options such as caching or sha sife Mode to remove or disable components, resta 8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and t J Unity Unity 4 thetygre Rolling 1 on a Divination check. Unity5 Unity-4-m
    via QuartetOfNerds
  • 12
    Hairstyle - Player You can use Prestidigitation as a nuke What? Me, the DM Prestidigitation says it can "warm a substance, but doesn't specify by how much Therefore, you could heat up a single atom to nuclear fusion levels of heat and use it as a nuke Jesse, it's a fucking cantrip reddit
    via QuartetOfNerds
  • 13
    Font - When the Bard's history modifier is higher than the wizard's thanks to Jack of All Trades johnnyjoestarrelatable do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from redplanetofmars Source(s): Dude trust me
    via QuartetOfNerds
  • 14
    Rectangle - dexteritysavingthrow A tiefling rogue, or a thiefling, if you will, dexteritysavingthrow A tiefling barbarian, or a beefling, if you will, miss-nerdalots A tiefling druid, or a leafling, if you will the-not-so-great-depession A tiefling divination wizard, or a seefling, if you will, dexteritysavingthrow A devout tiefling cleric, or a beliefling, if you will,
    via QuartetOfNerds
  • 15
    Font - otherwindow Why are the wise wizards and witches in the party always posh British people and never like, an Australian mage. Rogue: The artefact we stole appears to be celestial in origin Outback Mage: too fuckin right mate bismuth @ gamowrimo @bismuthmachines Replying to @Loudwindow Outback mage: strewth this place is chockas with ripper material components, casting spells is gonna be a piece of piss Magic shop attendant, trembling: sir I don't speak extraplanar languages, please just bu
    via QuartetOfNerds
  • 16
    Green - The DM carrying capacity I'll ignore that.
    via QuartetOfNerds

  • And now for a handful of our favorite recent Dungeons & Dragons tweets!

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

wotc tabletop games dnd board games dungeons and dragons memes gaming memes ttrpg dungeons and dragons
Scroll Down For The Next Article