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Sassy Duck Named Bonnie is a Total Quack Up, Stomping Her Webbed Feet Around the House Like She Bought It

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Birds are smart. They know exactly what they need to do to get food, even if it means manipulating the hoomans around them and becoming the house dictator to do so. One smarty pants duck named Bonnie, the golden goose of a family in New Jersey, is one of a pair of house ducks who are so spoiled that they have figured out exactly which strings to pull to get exactly what they want. 

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Bonnie in particular is the snarkiest fowl this side of the Mississippi. She storms the food bowl from across the room with attentive ferocity. Her stomping little feet make the cutest slapping sound on the hard wood floors so you always know when she's coming— just the way she likes it. This duck's slapping webbed-feet clear her path to her bowl of pea soup, ensuring that she has no competition at the bowl when she arrives. One time, the dog made the mistake of following her into the kitchen during feeing time and he paid the price, getting charged and nipped by Bonnie's flat bill. 

Bonnie has eyes on the back of her head

But Bonnie the duck isn't all sass. Sometimes she has a simpler demeanor as she wanders around the house, allowing her loyal subjects to live peacefully alongside her. As long as her bowl is watery and her tummy is full of fresh veggies, she's a happy quacker. Bonnie's brother duck, Clyde, is her counterpart in the home. He follows her every whim, like everyone else in the house, and bends to her wing and foot in order to keep the queen happy. 

Bonnie always gets her peas first, Bonnie walks the ramp to the yard first, and Bonnie is always the first to come running when she's called. Maybe this clever little birb knows her audience. This pair of rescue ducks have figured out that the easiest way to live their best life, is to satisfy the hoomans, attack the dog, and simply be their adorable, charming selves. 

Bonnie auditioning for Wipeout

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