Top Trending Pickup Lines of the Week (January 26, 2023)

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  • 01

    "Are you always this boring?"

    Product - Am I boring? YOU MATCHED WITH JC ON 1/22/23 Hey now How's it Life Today 9:10 PM Sounds exciting lol Today 9:33 PM Are you always this boring? Hi Hows what Its fine + ✓✓ Sent
    via u/mushplomplom

    I mean, it's not like this person was making much of an effort either!

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  • 02

    For all the trigonometry fans out there...

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/John-Wain2 7 days ago Girl, am I your calculator? Cos you tan me ON, and make me wanna sin.
    via u/John-Wain2
  • 03

    Not quite what she was expecting!

    Product - + How big is it? Show me MEUT Text message Decent ļ
    via u/LuckoftheAmish
  • 04

    Noble effort except the concept of me paying anything

    Handwriting - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/ManWhoIsACube 2 days ago You gotta start paying rent, cus you be living in my dreams
    via u/ManWhoIsACube
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  • 05

    Cute and bleak at the same time?! How is this possible?

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/realkarthiknair 1 day ago Are you student loans? Because i want to spend the rest of my life with you
    via u/realkarthiknair
  • 06

    This is taking "hard to get" to an unlikeable level!

    Water - anyone else find this a massive turnoff? I bet you can't Get me out on a date with you Let me introduce you to my alter ego 2208 AAR ARM Pos
    via u/Consistent_Spring700
  • 07

    Woah, am I gonna cry right now?

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/Caleb-the-Titan 5 days ago If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.
    via u/Caleb-the-Titan
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  • 08

    Simply not as creative as this dude probably thinks!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/John-Wain2 4 days ago Are you my laptop? 'Cos I like to have you sit on my lap. 2
    via u/John-Wain2
  • 09

    This one will work unless they're a neat freak!

    Product - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/Logical7652 3 days ago Your clothes look nice, but they would look better on my bedroom floor.
    via u/Logical7652
  • 10

    Look at all this wholesome content!

    Handwriting - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/John-Wain2 5 days ago Are you a crysta ball? 'Cos I can see my future with you.
    via u/John-Wain2
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  • 11

    You know what's definitely not cute? Having no sense of humor!

    Product - 10:35 < Marguerite Chat Today 9:32AM Profile God you're so cute. Are you aware that being this cute is a crime? You're way over the legal limit. I'm gonna need to see some registration You matched with Marguerite Send a message Today 9:32AM You know what's cute? Puppies, kittens, maybe a lil reptile. You know what's not cute? A fully grown woman. Don't ever call a woman over 30 cute ever again. 93% 1/2
    via u/theblindfold04
  • 12

    Ok but what if the other person actually has amnesia? What then?!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/thebaIdmustache 7 days ago I have amnesia...Can you remind me when our date is?
    via u/thebaIdmustache
  • 13

    Bunch of mathematicians up in here!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/69xamal 4 days ago Girl, you must be calculating angles the way you're always on RAD mode.
    via u/69xamal
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  • 14

    Ok but some of us have trauma when it comes to parking tickets!!!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/Deerkiller14 4 days ago Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
    via u/Deerkiller14
  • 15

    Wrong you're!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/Nwo5 5 days ago Are you from Alaska, cuz your all I could've Al- asked for
    via u/Nwo5
  • 16

    This one's pretty wholesome!

    Font - April YOU MATCHED WITH APRIL ON 1/21/23 I've never been good with naming the months in order, but in my mind April always comes first Today 11:56 + Sent
    via u/Kentucky-Fried-F****
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  • 17

    Divide? That sounds painful!

    Handwriting - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/Carmaster777 2 days ago Hey baby let's subtract our clothes and divide our legs
    via u/Carmaster777
  • 18

    No notes!

    Font - r/pickuplines. Posted by u/_gay_gremlin_ 20 hours ago Is it allergy season? Because I can't stop looking ACHOO D
    via u/_gay_gremlin_

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