Top Trending Pickup Lines of the Week (January 26, 2023)

Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor

Jan 26, 2023 4:00 PM EST

Hey...you up? If so, here's a fresh batch of pickup lines that range from wholesome to bonkers. Keep scrolling below to have a look! For more, check out these first date fails.

01
"Are you always this boring?"

via u/mushplomplom

I mean, it's not like this person was making much of an effort either!
02
For all the trigonometry fans out there...

via u/John-Wain2
03
Not quite what she was expecting!

via u/LuckoftheAmish
04
Noble effort except the concept of me paying anything

via u/ManWhoIsACube
05
Cute and bleak at the same time?! How is this possible?

via u/realkarthiknair
06
This is taking "hard to get" to an unlikeable level!

via u/Consistent_Spring700
07
Woah, am I gonna cry right now?

via u/Caleb-the-Titan
08
Simply not as creative as this dude probably thinks!

via u/John-Wain2
09
This one will work unless they're a neat freak!

via u/Logical7652
10
Look at all this wholesome content!

via u/John-Wain2
11
You know what's definitely not cute? Having no sense of humor!

via u/theblindfold04
12
Ok but what if the other person actually has amnesia? What then?!

via u/thebaIdmustache
13
Bunch of mathematicians up in here!

via u/69xamal
14
Ok but some of us have trauma when it comes to parking tickets!!!

via u/Deerkiller14
15
Wrong you're!

via u/Nwo5
16
This one's pretty wholesome!

via u/Kentucky-Fried-F****
17
Divide? That sounds painful!

via u/Carmaster777
18
No notes!

via u/_gay_gremlin_