Vhee the Mischievous Tabby Cat Earns a Spot on the Naughty List by Launching into a Christmas Tree, Hiding Inside Until Her Owners Feel Watched

It seems that every year, helpless cat owners unwittingly bring pine trees into their home with the hopes of making their holiday decor amazing and beautiful, while feeling homey and welcoming. It seems that the 11 months since last Christmas have caused every cat owner in the world to forget the sheer destruction that unearthed inside every kitty when they see those boughs of merriment. One tabby cat named Vhee has driven her owner to the point of becoming a fake tree owner, however, her tree demolition techniques are so deeply ingrained that she can't help herself. 

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Vhee watches vehemently, seething with chaotic mischief as she observes the tree being removed from its protective box. The past year in the attic has dulled the tree's defense mechanisms and it has no idea that it is about to be barraged by its mortal enemy. The tree has no chance. Vhee's eyes dance with possibility and tom-foolery flits across her face in manic ecstasy. She has been waiting months for this moment. You can almost hear the tiny “meow-hahahaha” maniacle laughter inside her head. Her moment has come to climb the branches of her most worthy foe.

She holds herself back, knowing that the victory will be all the sweeter once the decorations are up, so she lies ready to pounce on her arboreal nemesis when the time is right. As Alexandra, her owner hustles to assemble the tree, it soon becomes clear what her cat's intentions are. She sighs to herself in relief knowing that she won't have to battle pine needle scatters and broken branches this year because of her plastic decor. 

Vhee's patience is rewarded as the ornaments are assembled. She awaits her moment to enter the tree and become the most elusive assassin in the house and finds that her favorite hiding spot is exactly how she left it. Her beady globe-like eyes peek out from behind the thickest of branches, allowing Vhee to watch the whole house and remain unseen; it's the ideal cat perch. 

Her cuteness is unmatched as she gazes out from the tree. This little Christmas tabby really is the one who is destined to steal everyone's heart this year. Even though the Christmas tree might tremble with her presence and shake a bit when she shifts her weight, the tree and Vhee are a pair that are destined to be reunited every year.