Funniest Marriage Tweets of the Week for Couples Who Always Keep It Real (December 20, 2022)

When you get married, you're basically saying to the world, in front of your family, friends, and loving Meemaw, that you're ready to spend the rest of your life with some person you met on Hinge two years ago. For people who are too in love to even imagine the need for a prenup, when you're dressed in white at your wedding, you probably glance at this person across from you with stars in your eyes— this is the feeling they describe when you've found "The One". After the church bells ring, your spouse quickly becomes "The One" that reminds you to take your vitamins or to feed the dog.Your spouse becomes your day-to-day warrior and an essential person in your life to keep you sane and help you be realistic. Nothing is more humbling than having your husband question your motives at Target or having your spouse remind you (for the bazillionth time) where your lost keys are hiding. You need each other to stay down to Earth and that's why they're your person, your rock. 

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