In cat culture, it's customary for felines to show their affection as minimally and as vaguely as possible. Sometimes a cat will stand directly in your path, nearly tripping you at the top of the stairs, in a lackadaisical attempt to nuzzle your ankles with a tail flicker. What these smol beans don't realize is that their hoomans are clumsy, enormous, and fragile, which turns their little acts of kindness into attempted murder.
For example, when your kitty stashes a dead rat in your purse, it's not because they want to watch you diminish slowly due to the repellant diseases of the carcass rotting next to your lip gloss, it's because they want to leave you a little snackie for later. They love you! At least these are the lies we tell ourselves as cat owners in order to feel as if we are in control of our feline filled household… When the cattos outnumber you, it's comforting to believe that they're amicable and not rebellious.
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