Welcome to our good Lord Kitty Kittenson's domain. King Kitty rules this house and all who oppose him will get the ultimate punishment: The Claws. Have you ever had a cat that took over your life, but in a bad way? How is it that me, an adult human person, is governed entirely by a six pound ball of fluff? It all started when your calico beauty started faking stomach pains so that you would buy them the expensive wet food. From there, they realized their power over you and faked a gluten allergy too so that you would have to buy the EXPENSIVE good treats. Then you noticed they were tearing apart their little bed, so you bought them a throne-like cat tree from Williams Sonoma. Now you're hooked. You've forfeited all power over this little beast and they know it. Next time you try to oppose them, they might just react violently. Now, lowly hooman, go dig through the litter box and clean their p00p.
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