Sometimes it feels like your cat is really out to get you. It's like they have a 6th sense that allows them to know exactly when their hooman is at their breaking point in their personal life and just when they know you're about to crack, your rebellious kitty gives you a little push. They're probably plotting right now how they can leave kitty litter everywhere in your bathroom and how they can cry incessantly at 3AM when their food bowl is half empty. Your cat even knows what your greatest weakness is… stepping in a tiny puddle of kitty upchuck next to their bed as they're about to head to sleep. When he does this, your kitten is probably watching your every move, every groan, and every grumble, knowing that their work here is certainly done. All kittily duties are rightfully fulfilled and your gato can go to bed now– at least until their 3AM wakeup call of course to complain about provisions.
