'You can sue for literally anything': Dude creates outrageous Excel spreadsheet demanding ex GF pay him back for fast food and parking

'He is now threatening legal action if she doesn't pay,' wrote u/ohtheplacesyoullnap on behalf of her sister. As she explained in this brief but very funny post, her sister's ex has taken the strange step of tallying up all the small costs of their relationship. That includes little tiny charges, under $5 even, all adding up to about $1,130. 

The poster shared the spreadsheet in the comments section to double check that this guy wouldn't have any legal standing. The Excel sheet is honestly the funniest thing I've seen all day, and I hope that the OP and their sister get a good laugh out of it too. They probably will now that the commenters have explained to them that this wacky ex BF really can't do anything legally. 

Commenters suggested OP's sister just block this guy and his immaturity from their lives forever. Speaking of people who just can't take a hint, check out this r/AmItheA****** post where one person asked if they were in the wrong for not accepting a random late night visitor. 

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