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People Share Times They Knew They Weren't Going to Like Someone Within a Minute of Meeting Them

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    Font - Fabulous-Bandicoot40. 8d I was listening to the NEXIVM podcast and the clip of the founder saying he has 225 IQ. If I walked into a room and heard someone say that I'd walk right back out ... Reply 17.2k

    "I used to brag about my IQ score. It was off of a free internet test. I was 14.
    I learned better." confessed u/Rootkit9208.

    "No, 14 is a good score for the IQ test, keep telling everybody about it." joked u/Yugan-Dali.

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    Font - Lumisateessa • 8d "There are different levels to being a psychic, I'm on the purple level so I can talk to the dead". said a new employee at my previous job. Nope. Reply 16.2k

    "'Oh are you talking about D&D? I love fantasy stuff.'" said u/Citadelvania.

    "Damn I wish I had said that, but the most sane thing for me at that moment was just to get up and leave the lounge." said u/Lumisateessa.

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    Font - Wandering Prodigy • 8d New guy at work. Suuuper fake by being overly excited and super overly comfortable with everyone in the first minute. He's all "mami" this and "papi" that to everyone and very overly touchy (we were almost all Hispanics there and everyone was uncomfortable). First phone call of the day, he hangs up cursing and taking it super personally that someone hung up on him (daily occurrence in customer service). After about 6 months, I put in my 2 weeks notice solely because

    "People who try to force best friend vibes with everyone have 100% turned out to be creeps or psychos in my life. Like... Fuckin chill. We don't know each other and that's fine. We don't need inside jokes on the first day. I'm not 'literally your spirit animal.' Always comes off so transactional... Like, 'if I say the friendship things, I can get what I want from anyone!' No. Let it happen naturally, if we vibe we vibe. If we don't, cool." said u/WDoE.

     

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    Font - WakingOwl1 8d The new neighbor who after introducing himself pointed to his chest and says, " instant asshole just add beer, that's what the family says". Nah we're not gonna be neighbor pals. Fuck you Irv you were an asshole even without beer. ... Reply 7.2k

    "When people claim to be an asshole, believe them." said u/NyranK.

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    Font - ArrenEnlad CG. 8d I was in a job interview once and the manager cut me off mid-sentence to jump to a weird conclusion Him: What do you think the performance of this algorithm would be? Me: Oh, it'll be 'n' times-- Him: Oh, you think it's going to be 'n'? You think it'll be 'n'??!! That's ridiculous, there's no way it would just be 'n'! Me: Uhhhh, you gotta let me finish speaking He then cut me off mid sentence twice more during our conversation. We... didn't get along. Dude was a total to

    "I hate people who do that. They don't listen to a thing you say, like they are counting how long they have to let you talk before they can butt in with their obviously superior comments." said u/speckledcreature.

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    Font - eveningsand14-1311 • 8d They talk negatively about someone else in a very judgy way. There was this mom in my daughter's school who seemed to "know" everyone, she talked to me and she spoke so bad about these people. Then moments later I saw her interacting in a "friendly" way, with those she was judging. My eyes rolled so much I could see my brain telling me not to get involved with her. And I was right, because by the time school year ends, her "friends" hated her and they were talking

    "A girl that used to be my best friend is like this. It was the weirdest thing to see her bitch about all these people then have insta photos up a few days later with them. I didn't notice she did this until our friendship was on the line so I asked other people if she did this and they said yes too." said u/freezingkiss.

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    Rectangle - IOR3-R. 8d "I know I'm not supposed to ask, but I need to know. It's not for work or anything-- what religion are you?"- HR manager Reply 6.4k

    "I belong to the Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Lawsuits." said u/TheBoctor.

    "Blessed be her evidence." said u/Ayn-_Rand_Paul_-Ryan.

    "May the settlement open." said u/BrownSugarBare.

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    Font - ProudMany9215 - 8d "Some people might say I'm an asshole but I just tell it how it is." 99% chance they are an asshole that I don't want to be around Reply 4.6k

    "A lot of people have told me I'm an asshole, and I've decided that it warrants no further self reflection" said u/smithenheimer.

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    Font - singingsilence • 8d Years ago, me and my ex-husband went to see a movie with an older colleague of his. Before the movie we had dinner at like a chain restaurant/ steakhouse type place, staff on the floor was all 20ish. I never met this man before but in the first few minutes of sitting down and looking at the menu he very confidently told us how he came there a lot and flirted with the female staff because "they love the attention". The best part? His daughter worked there. All I could t

    u/RogerSaysHi replied with a story about her grandfather, who was practically the opposite of the main character in u/singingsilence's post, "My Pappa would come into the restaurants that I worked in, I usually was his server, but once someone else got his table, my co-workers would fight to take him. My Pappa was a funny dude that left enormous tips and joked with everyone around him that was cool with it. He was one of those tall skinny guys that just looks like a guy you could talk to. I remember I had told him about one of my co-workers having a rough time of it, he came in, specifically requested her and then left her a hundred dollar bill as a tip. When I got home, he asked if she had gotten the tip. Of course she had, and then broken down hugging me, telling me that my grandfather was the best person she'd ever met. She wasn't wrong."

    Now that's how you treat a server.

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    Font - porkchopcindy. 8d Meet Your Teacher day before my kiddo started kindergarten and this other parent literally bragged that her kid was completely illiterate, couldn't stand being read to, and she hated reading too. Reply 7.8k

    "As a teacher, I can tell you who my least favorite parents are every year on day one. It's not the conservative parents or liberal parents. It's not the Christians or the Pagans. It's the parents who tell me they don't read / hate to read.

    One of the go to questions I ask during the get to know you time is if they've read anything interesting over the summer. I get parents who tell me about fun beach reads or news articles. Some have read froo froo hippie mindfulness parenting books or spiritual self help books. All those parents are just fine.

    The ones who say 'I don't like to read' are always, ALWAYS the hardest parents to work with. Their kids don't do homework. They look down on the academic concepts I'm trying to teach. They roll their eyes at parent meetings when I talk about the importance of experiential education or involved learning.

    The crossover between kids who don't take school seriously and kids with a parent that tells me they don't read or hate reading is nearly an identical group of kids. Shockingly, the kids who grow up in homes that hate literacy are difficult students to teach" said u/InVodkaVeritas.

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    Font - CryptographerMore944 • 8d Had just started a job, and within a minute of meeting one of my new colleagues he waxes lyrical about how "weak" it is that one of our other colleagues uses an inhaler, oblivious to the fact I myself use an inhaler (though my asthma is mild and well managed). Ironically, the shit talking colleague in question had no discernible chin and looked very out of shape himself. ... Reply 1.4k
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    Rectangle - To tinkrman 8d ● 1 Award Asked me "do you mind if smoke?". Then proceeded to take out a meth pipe. ... Reply 22.9k
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    Font - Cynessi. 8d I started my PhD a few months ago and one of a common starter conversation with postgraduates you just meet is: "what is your thesis about?". Well, I get asked the question first and after describing my dissertation theme, the other guy goes:"oh I see, well mine is actually important..." with a very condescending tone. Well pal, fuck you too I guess Reply 1.1k ...
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    Font - dekogeko 8d We had just moved into a new house. An older gentleman - he was 65 and I was 35 at the time - came across the street towards me and stuck out his hand. I shook it and he said "We love new neighbours! As long as they're white!" Reply 5.6k
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    Font - fdf_akd • 8d He learned I'm a physicist, and immediately started talking about infinite energy Reply 7.6k
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    Font - INYONOOS1 • 8d Literally last night, was at a local pool comp and went to introduce myself to my second round opponent. We shake hands and his first words to me are "weak fucking handshake bro" followed by "I hope you like banter mate" then proceeded to talk shit about every aspect of my game. The worst part was he was actually good at pool so it just seems like he was generally a cunt. Some of his other opponents got it a lot worse than I did as well. Highlight of the night was when the
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    Rectangle - Potential Cranberry40 - 8d Told me "Yeah all women are bitches, you included. No offense." Within the first 2 minutes of knowing me. Reply 3.5k
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    Font - Tennisnerd 39 - 8d Me at my first day on the job, on my lunch break Coworker: Are you Chinese? Me: Yeah Coworker: I don't like Chinese food -walks away- Reply 1.3k 4 ...
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    Font - UptownShenanigans • 8d ● I met one of my new colleagues at a barbecue that was being hosted by our work. I (a man) drove with another coworker (a woman and a friend of mine), so we arrived together. When I was alone for a moment this guy, whom I've never spoken to before, comes up next to me and says "yo dude...you hittin' that?" gestures to my friend I said "no, and she also has a boyfriend" He very exaggeratedly says "DAMN" Yada yada he got fired 2 years later for sexually harassing an
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    Font - blanksix 8d ● It isn't so much what they say, it's how they say it. If the person has not learned to take a breath between natural breaks in what they're saying and, instead, continue to steamroll over a conversation, I'm tuning out. Reply 3.1k

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