Wildly Unexpected Tinder Pickup Lines That Spotlight Tinder for the Circus That It Is

The emotionally stunted, albeit pun-inclined, ever inappropriate Tinder pickup fiends (see last week's batch here) are back at it again this week to keep us entertained and a little bit discouraged with the state of the modern dating climate. Wonder if any of these clowns got the anywhere after 'breaking the ice.' 

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