They say that when fathers spoil their daughters, they are unintentionally creating a monster that will never accept a romantic relationship that doesn't revolve around them. A man in that kind of relationship will never live up to the biological father who bought her a pony, took her to soccer practice, and braided her hair in front of Lizzie Mcguire. Sorry buddy. Although, maybe that was dad's plan all along? To create a self centered adult woman would ensure sassy, snarkiness in any future relationship, thus leaving her all to him. Until those females find a guy who can handle glacial mood swings, the need to be the main character of every story, and perpetual hangriness, Daddy might be the only man out there for her.
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