Redditors Discuss The Dumbest Myths People Believe

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    Font - ? r/AskReddit u/JoeyDotnot. 22h What's the dumbest myth people today believe?
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    Font - bitew41489 • 21h 1 Award My dad had this guy helping him out (think Big Box store DIY curb ready helper) who told him "If you sleep with your hair wet, you will bleed out of your mouth"... and he was 110% sure that was fact. We were both just confused and bewildered at this statement. What the hell had this guy witnessed?! Reply 5k
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    Font - Dont-Fear-The-Raeper 9h ● 31 Award Completely unrelated, but I had somebody tell me that it was really windy the other day, because there was a meteor that passed close to Earth. ... 2.2k
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    Font - bitew41489. 21h 1 Award "Lie detectors" as a literal thing. There's a reason they aren't admissible as evidence in court in most places. Reply 8.3k
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    Font - sneaky_squirrel. 13h So are they basically anxiety measurers? I get REALLY anxious if I get accused of something, but only if I didn't do it. 3.7k
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    Font - GhillieGramps. 11h Took one for a job, never done any drugs a day in my life, was super nervous because I really wanted the job, was "off the charts" on the drug questions according to the proctor. And that's how I found out they don't work lol 42.5K
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    Font - Zul_rage_mon. 15h And yet people think refusing a lie detector test is suspicious. Those things are NOT reliable at ALL 41.1k ...
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    Font - PigHaggerty. 17h 1 Award There are dumber ones out there, but the one I, as an estate lawyer, deal with constantly is the idea that there needs to be a "reading" of the will, where the family all gather and the lawyer reads it aloud to them for the first time. We don't do that, we just mail everyone their own copy if they want it. It's a really stubbornly persistent one because people continue to see scenes of it in movies and TV shows, where it's used for some big dramatic reveal. I've e
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    Font - Way, way back, like 150 years ago or so, I believe we used to do something like that at times because you couldn't exactly presume literacy on the part of the beneficiaries, but now we feel it's a pretty safe bet that you can either read it or find someone who can. Reply 22.7k
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    Font - BronzeErupt. 14h Disappointed there won't be a dramatic video taped reading where gramps confirms most of his estate will be left to his cat and his ungrateful heirs won't receive a penny :( 43k
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    Font - Zul_rage_mon 15h They'd also do it because everyone was already together and it was easier than trying to by horse drawn mail communicate G ... 5.3k
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    Font - gorox47927. 21h Black belts have to register their fists as weapons... I can't believe I was dumb enough to fall for that ... Reply 5.1k
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    Human body - holliegolightly. 18h ...if you walk around with your hands in your pockets, do they become concealed weapons? 41.9k
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    Font - Ok-Relief-723. 21h Detox drinks ... Reply 3.8k
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    Font - Aikidi • 19h Used to work somewhere that sold juice cleanses. 1. your body does not need something to cleanse its liver and kidneys like that. Your liver and kidneys are the cleansers. If anything you're just giving them a break by laying off alcohol and cheeseburgers. 2. You only feel better cause for a couple days you're actually getting some vitamins into your system for once and aren't eating steaming piles of shit at every meal. It's not the presence of the juice, it's the absence of
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    Font - Full Sector_1606 - 20h 1 Award It is believed in Indian culture that keeping your unibrow means "good luck" I kept my unibrow for 20 years thinking it is my "good luck" until I got stage 5th of kidney failure and I did my eyebrows after that because who gives a fuck about luck anymore. Now my eyebrows look cute af. Reply 7.7k
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    Font - Moohamin12 • 19h It is believed in Indian culture that keeping your unibrow means "good luck" Indian culture, and I think most old cultures tbh have this thing where they take something that is usually seen as a negative in society and try to spin it as a 'good luck' or 'fortune' thing to make everyone accept it. Like massive foreheads mean intelligence. I can't think of others now, but there are plenty. I guess back in the day it helped those that would otherwise be ostracised or bullied
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    Font - messeboy 21h That you eat spiders in your sleep. Spider will not knowingly walk into a preditors mouth. They can sense both the heartbeat, heat and noise from humans. All things that would alert them not to go into our mouth. Reply 12.6k
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    Rectangle - DKmann 20h 1 Award I kinda needs this to be true... I blame my weight on the copious amounts of spiders I'm ingesting every night. ... 6.6k
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    Handwriting - QuandiliusDinglebop. 21h I remember the myth that gum takes 7 YEARS to fully pass through your digestive system Reply 20.3k
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    Rectangle - PensiveinNJ. 20h That takes me back to being 5 years old again. I think that was just a mom tactic to keep you from constantly swallowing your gum. 46.2k
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    Font - 3 mistere213 18h ● 2 Awards My 6 year old daughter accidentally swallowed some gum a couple months ago.. She excitedly told me when she saw it come out into the toilet later. She knows the truth. Edit: Yet again, one of my top comments is poop related. Sigh. ... 5.1k 5.1k
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    Font - merofo8329. 21h Fish only have a 5 second memory. My fish are fed automatically on a timer and they know dinner time better than my goddamn cat Reply 20.9k
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    Rectangle - AimesBxx • 19h Goldfish memory span has been proven to be closer to three months! Better memory than me 3.2k
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    Rectangle - loxisi5751 21h S 2 Awards You have to wait 48 hours to report someone missing ... Reply 18.5k
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    Human body - JoeyDotnot OP. 20h This one's downright harmful 49.8k
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    Font - juicelee777 15h . (2) I told my girlfriend this last week. For some strange reason she still believed the myth. Then painstakingly went through all of the steps that I would go through if I thought she was missing. All those steps would happen in far less than 12 hours of her not checking back in. 43.1k
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    Font - Nuclear_rabbit. 13h 1 Award It used to be a thing though. Most police departments made you wait 24 hours before filing a missing person report back in the days before cell phones. Back then, it was common to not be reachable for a few hours. Now, if someone isn't responding immediately when you know they should, it probably means something has gone terribly wrong. Police departments today let you file missing person reports immediately. 41.6K
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    Font - Dorothy GMilne . 21h 1 Award When I had cancer a few years back and was doing chemotherapy I had people who constantly questioned that I actually "had cancer" due to the fact that my hair didn't fall out until I was actually in remission (Had been off chemo for about 2-3 weeks when my hair started gradually thinning and falling out). It's a complete myth that every single person's hair will have the same reaction to chemo. Some people lose hair right away, some don't. Everybody is differe
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    Font - holesix705 . 21h At some point, a viral video allegedly proved that the "beg buttons" at crosswalks are just placebos. Some of them are, but most of them really do add a cycle for pedestrians to get a walk signal. You should use them regardless Reply 5.7k

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