'The woman laughed and made a whiney noise, mimicking me. She had no idea who she was messing with.' : Entitled Karen teases woman and steals her parking space, leading to wild revenge

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    Sky - C 4 words:Whole. Foods. Parking. Lot. She knew I was waiting for that parking spot! I have ever before in my life experienced the type of rage that took over my body. I knew what I had to do. I walked calmly over to her car with my key in hand. Her car was getting a makeover.
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    Font - ş Foods. Parking. Lot. Posted by u/Luci_Wolf630 2 days ago 4 words:Whole. About a year ago, at the tail end of the pandemic I made the very big mistake of going to Whole Foods at peak hours. I'm not sure what the Whole Foods parking lots are like in the rest of the country but I've been to quite a few on the east coast and they are all the same 7th level of hell. Is it the clientele? Is it the layout? Is it the urgency to go buy overpriced food? Anyhow.. This particular location is an abs
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    Font - one takes the cake. I was patiently waiting to turn into a spot next to a car where the driver (an elderly woman) had her door wide open. I was allowing her the time to get her life together and close the door, so I could pull in next to her. I was waiting for 5 + minutes with my left directional on. I then see a car driving towards me coming from the opposite direction. They waited there for maybe a minute, and f slid right into the spot I had been waiting for (almost taking the elderly
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    Font - b did this. I waited for her to get out of her car and lowered my window. "Excuse me, why did you do that? You saw me waiting with my directional"..... she looks right at me..AND FLIPS ME OFF WITH THE DOUBLE BIRD AND SAYS "Sorrrrrryyyyyyy" and continues walking into the store. To quote a fav movie of mine..THE DISHES WERE DONE, MAN. I have never in my life experienced the type of rage that took over my body. My knee jerk reaction was the following:
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    Font - Whipping my car around to the next row..and parking as far away from her car as I could. Once stopped, I looked around my car for some type of liquid (old coffee, old soft drink cup) but was out of luck. Suddenly, a calm came over me and I knew exactly what I had to do. Let me preface this by saying that the only vandalizing I've ever done in my life was egging an ex boyfriends house in high school. That's it. I've never stolen anything, and am honest to a fault I stepped out of my car, b
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    Font - fabulous long flowing coat, wind in my hair, and was gracefully walked back to the row this b parked. I never once stopped walking as I flicked my VW key open like a sv ,walked down the side row of her car and sliced that baby from a to nose. I dug my key so hard into that car I could hear it. I glanced back to check my work... and it was good. I then breezed into Whole Foods looked around for her like a total creep, but then decided that justice had been served. The end.
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    Font - Random-Suspect +2 2 days ago Once we came out of a Bullseye and someone had parked so close to the car we could not get in the driver's. I crawled in the the other side, climbing over everything. In the mean time my friend was kneeling down.... I ask what's wrong... he say nothing. I pull out of the space he jumps in the car, I look at the offending car, my friend had let the air out of two of their tires. I so wish I'd have seen their face when the AH came out. 76 Reply Share
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    Font - TxFrogFruit 2 days ago edited 2 days ago Same happened to me once, when much younger. Match stick. Tire Now flat. I've grown since then and blow off inconsiderate fools. 124 Reply Share
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    Font - فوا BRA mikemason1965 - 1 day ago Another malicious way to get them is to walk into the store and buy a can of tuna and a can opener, because who carries a can opener on them, right?, and pour the juice from said tuna can down the vents near the windshield. They'll never get that smell out! Reply Share 51
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    Font - OriginalIronDan +3 - 2 days ago Had this happen at a mall at Christmas time in the US in 81 or 82. Asked the same question, got a more polite response, and told them that I hope they know a good body man. Found another spot, did my shopping, and never went near their car. I'm sure they had a relaxing day of shopping. (/s) Reply Share 35
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    Font - Aiku +2. 1 day ago Two summers ago, I had to slam on my brakes at a 4-way stop as some Gucci pustule in a Mercedes rolled through the stop right in front of me. My dogs fell off the seat, and the guy just grinned and showed me the finger as he drove past me. Ok, I turned around to go back into the parking lot, parked a good way from him, and went into the liquor store, returning shortly with a large bottle of diet Coke and a pack of Mentos. Alpha Male had left his sunroof open :) Reply Sh
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    Font - SahjoBai 2 days ago So it wasn't your finest moment. The thing is, there are people like you, who think all the goddamn time about others, and being ethical and kind. And then there are selfish as like her. Sometimes the people who care just snap, and damn she deserved it. D 157 Reply Share Luci_Wolf630 OP. 2 days ago thank you for this. 56 Reply Share
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    Font - +2. 2 days ago Whole Foods parking lots are terrible on the west coast too and the slots are too small for the giant SUVs that are driven by everyone. I hope she learned from this! demimod2000 80 Reply Share
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    Font - D Luci_Wolf630 OP - 2 days ago Good to know. It's brutal. I'd like to think, out of my complete lack of self control, that I did teach her a lesson. She almost took the elderly woman's car door off, and just got out of her car with no regard for her or me or anyone. I took one for the team and lowered myself to teach her a very important lesson. 474 Reply Share
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    Font - AnthropomorphicSeer 2 days ago I used to live in a city with a WF. The customers were amazingly entitled and rude. The nicest customers I encountered were an hour north in a low income former mill town. Money doesn't make people polite. Reply Share 24
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    Font - Luci_Wolf630 OP · 2 days ago Ugh I know I'm not proud of this now but I certainly was at the time. I wish I couldn't have brushed it off but the hate in that woman's eyes as she flipped me the double bird and whined "Sorrrr-ryyyyyy" was just too much. I cracked. 96 Reply Share

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