Bumble Screenshots Buzzing With Cringe But In an Amusing Way (March 10, 2023)

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elina lee
Mar 10, 2023 12:00 PM EST

The world of dating apps is chaotic, cringey, and hella confusing. Swiping left and right, judging people based on their appearances and horrible pick-up lines, engaging in small talk with complete strangers… and all for what? To hopefully, one day, find your true love? Yeah, this sounds more like a recipe for chaos and an emotional rollercoaster, if you ask us. 

When it comes to dating apps, you never really know who you might meet or what you might encounter. You might match with someone who looks like Thor, only to find out that he's as intelligent as a box of tampons. Or you might match with someone who seems to check off every single box of yours, but then you find out that he's an extreme mamma's boy, which is an automatic no. Welp, you win some, you lose some, but at the end of the day, there's no better place to practice your pickup lines. 

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    Rectangle - Cin ♡ @cinnnamonnsugar I present you: one of the worst bumble profiles I've ever seen About me Only looking for friends. 185cm, Very High IQ ENTP Humble, hard-working, down to earth. 42, not 35. (B took my FB age.) Pls delete the match if you: - feel entitled - don't want to meet up - have any communicable disease - b.c. > 20 - are on medication - blog - don't find me attractive (Duh!) :
    via @cinnnamonnsugar
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    Font - deeply unserious @yesindeeder men on bumble are a different kind of breed dawg like hell nawhehrhfhhfh Since u went to lums Let me ask u a question that had bothered me for ages Do handjobs from girls who can speak sign language count as blowjobs? O Aa GIF + :
    via @yesindeeder
  • 03
    Rectangle - 17:31 Today 434 GIPAY 17:31 You want to make me a wife. You want to make me a wife Delivered
    via @rachelrachel020
  • 04
    Rectangle - 17:55 Ehhhhh What else do you have to offer then Aa A I don't have one of those I'm ngl The QWE RT 10 Do you like rollercoasters The constant ups and downs of dealing with my mental illness will give you a similar feeling Y U Delivered GIF 514 I'm S D F G H J K O P
    via @rachelrachel020
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    Vertebrate - HAHAHAHAHA got itt Photo OMGGG SO CUTEEE ill go first thats boby actually its my friends, not mine 20.45
    via @eastbonds
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    Product - ava is here @ava_washere_ I got a bumble match and oh Oh no No SIM About me Alesya My basics 5'5" forest hysterical and neurotic 5:45 PM // a girl from the & Cancer Active Socially Don't know yet My interests Writing Gardening Positivity Never Liberal In college Not sure yet Running Vegan Other 35% ...
    via @ava_washere_
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    Font - bbbbria @suphoshi On that note....... Bumble..... it's been real | {fan acc} Haha thanks, you also seem super cool!!! I'm sorry we're on different paths lol Wanna phone bone just for shiggles? Delivered
    via @suphoshi
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    Rectangle - SHYGUYTY @shyguyty222 Bumble is wilder than I expected Imao wtf About me Hella short. Gemini. Chasing cows is my cardio. I don't eat ass, but don't mind if you do. ...
    via @shyguyty222
  • 09
    Font - < Tiffany Today hi you're so pretty!!! Thank you Are you into couples ●●●
    via u/eritated
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    Font - 22:35 Ana Idag Ana frågade: Terrible pickup lines... 81 I'm confused... I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with U. Are you a piñata? Because I need a blindfold before I hit that.
    via u/Mr_DirtyPhil
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    'Guy has photo on his profile inside of my childhood house & it blew my mind'

    Font - 9:23 Dylan Hmmmmmmm that's a great question lemme look 5G 56 Today What the fuck I'm tripping out I swear this photo was taken in my childhood home It is in fact that address ● Lemme be the little NIE 9:16 PM OH MY GOD I LIVED THERE FROM 0-16
    via u/riskyrooroo
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    Font - < Sara Today Do you prefer tacos or pizza? ●●● I prefer to stuff a Benny's 24 inch pizza with crunchwrap supremes and roll it up into an abomination of culinary depravity, then get uncomfortably high with my friends and watch the cinematic masterpiece that is the patriot. The whole while I can feel the grease and fats coursing through my body like a deadly freight train while I watch Mel Gibson kill red coats with a hatchet to truly remind me just how free I am. But yeah, probably pizza.
    via u/Defiant-Reserve-3879
  • 13
    Font - Gestern I walk up to your bar, what do you make me? Heute I make you order Zugestellt
    via u/XerauxTolerance
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    Font - I build fences n stuff at work, and clear snow, so i want someone more verbose than those apes, phone or text or however Lol why you gotta roast your coworkers like that Society needs apes but they're not all the sharpest tools in our shed Is that you in the xi costume? I want a girl who gets my cultured references, and wears a short skirt and a loooooooong jacket
    via u/evnchal
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    Product - So are you a student or something else? something else Oo what's the something else? Its something else Well. That's good Delivered
    via u/butthole_boii

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