The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (April 7, 2023)

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    Font - player: so marriage gives me +2 AC right? DM: that's right, why do you ask? player: i present to you my new character, paladin with a dream to build the biggest harem ever DM: Listen here, you little shit
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    Outerwear - A random NPC What are you people doing in my apartment? imgflip.com The party looking for a free place to stay because the innkeeper wouldn't haggle [chainsaw revs]
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    Joint - Hard to swallow pills The difference between cleries and warlocks is the same as the difference between "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" and "Sorry Daddy! Eve been naughty~!" 543
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    Font - The DM: Are you sure you wanna pick up the goblet? The Rogue: Duh. It's probably worth a fortune, of course I pick it u- The DM: Make a Wisdom saving throw. The Rogue: Oh fuck I'm fucked I'm fucked I'm fucked I'm fucked I'm fucked.
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    Cartoon - DO LOC Is this the next dungeon? 00 Dungeon? No, we're just a small village plagued by- YEAH THIS IS IT
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    Facial expression - "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS CAMPAIGN" NEVER TAKES NOTES KILLS NPCS RATHER THAN INTERROGATING THEM imgflip.com ON PHONE IF NOT TAKING A TURN IN COMBAT
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    Font - No one: Artificer at level 20: 3:58/12:57 Let's Build a Time Machine With Pickles and Sadness C
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    Font - outofcontextdnd Mage: I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast fireball Source: outofcontextdnd 35,606 notes
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    Product - B D yourplayersaidwhat Paladin: Excuse me, priest, could I please speak to a HIGH priest or priestess? Wizard OOC: Did you basically just ask to speak to the manager? #shit my players say #dnd #rpg #submission 3,435 notes
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    Font - Oregon Rolled A 20 @OregonRolledA20 Player 1: I grew up in a orphanage Player 2: The local warlord killed my father Player 3: My mothers sold my soul so I have warlock powers DM: okay player 4 what makes you unique? Player 4: I grew up in a loving home and think adventuring is really neat 11:50 AM- Oct 22 2020 Twitter Web App
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    Forehead - Party: We need to think hard about how to solve this puzzle Barbarian: Yeah, this is big brain time.
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    Font - ***** Oregon @OregonRolledA20 Paladin: I Stab the Succubus with 14 to hit! Rolled A 20 DM: It looks at you with 15 AC and asks "Is it in yet?"
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    Cat - sun-critrole Follow Dungeons and Dragons is such a powerful game. It can make a 6'3" man blush like a cherry when he pretends to kiss his wife's pretend character. hxngmxnpage Follow Dude, he was 17 different shades of red ASKING to pretend kiss his wife's pretend character. This man has dated, married and fathered a child with this woman and yet he's like whh;a t if we kk;ijsss ed nghh,; and h hheld hwands
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    Font - DM: You're seated at a grand table filled with delicious foods that replenish as soon as you eat them. Titanius: Can we take the food with us for our travels? DM: Yes. Titanius: I put 18,000 metric tons of toast into my bag of holding. DM: You what Titanius, looking the DM straight in the eye: You heard me Richard.
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    Hair - How low can a creature's INT be before seducing it is considered beastiality? 7⁰ How the fuck do you know this?
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    Font - Liam O'Brien replied Marisha Ray @Marisha_Ray 1d "Why are D&D character backgrounds always so tragic?" Because content happy people don't feel the need to go out and HUNT DRAGONS. 713 17,136 Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien. 1d "Hey Jerry, wanna leave your new bride and successful winery for 6 months and rid the land of vampires with me?" "F$&k off." 95 38.8K 1535 7,792
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    Facial expression - Will you please listen? I'm not a plot hook! HE IS A PLOT HOOK!

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