The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (March 31, 2023)

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    Forehead - ORGANIZING AN RPG SESSION: 744 "OKAY GREAT, WE PLAY ON THE 5TH." "YOU HAVE MY SWORD." "AND YOU HAVE MY BOW." "THE 5TH ISN'T GREAT FOR ME."
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    Forehead - When you start describing your next action and the DM asks "Do you?" No. I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.
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    Smile - 110 Year Old Elf LES CAN HELPENG KEDS WITH CAN 70 Year Old Human 90 Year Old Dwarf GA 150 Year Old Druid JICH ifunny.co
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    Smile - The barbarian Getting an idea The halfling knowing What happens next
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    Terrestrial plant - Grigrigredinmenufretin @freud.... 2m NPC idea: a travelling merchant (by goatsled, even when there's no snow) who only sells swords. The catch: nothing he sells is an actual sword. In fact, he doesn't know what actual swords are. He just calls everything a sword. 91 27 Grigrigredinmenufretin @freudianspud "This here sword is round and flat, so you can use it to hide behind!" "That's... Obviously a shield." "OH! That's a good name! Every sword should have a good name! Asheeld,
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    Clothing - When the Wizard tries to explain to the Barbarian that eating the dead troglodytes will not give him "stink powers" imgflip.com CHIFLEGGEN The Barbarian I just don't think there's any science, to support that, buddy.
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    Organism - PC 1: I'm playing a Rabbitfolk wizard DM: Great, how about you? PC 2: A Tabaxi paladin of Garl Glittergold DM: Interesting! Next? PC 3: I'll be playing a Piglin cleric DM: I guess I said homebrew races were ok, but- PC 3: Owlfolk druid! DM: Wait a second... PC 4: I got an awakened donkey with fighter levels DM: Oh no PC 5: I present to you, Winthrop Pubear, the werebear bard. And we are THE HUNDRED-ACRE HOODS DM
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    Cartoon - imgflip.com HOW TO MAKE A GRIM DARK GAME JUST LOOK UP REAL WAR CRIMES AND ATROCITIES AND THROW ALL THAT SHIT IN DM
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    Cartoon - BorksMemes - Mini-Holder Maker @BorksMemes There are only two types of paladins. I don't make the rules. : ifunny.co
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    Font - Posted by u/Dandy Beyond 3 days ago took me 5 days to post this AB Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond ... Bard: YOU HAVE TO SEND YOU EMAIL NOW! ANSWER YOUR PHONE! YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR DISHES RIGHT NOW! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! DM: gotcha, the Hold Person takes effect on the BBEG Wizard: what the actual f k was that Bard: ADHD paralysis
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    Vertebrate - Rogue Cleric I owed my girl buddy a solid. Isn't that a redeeming quality? Helping friends with stuff. XX 22 Paladin Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!
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    Gesture - When the Druid and the Barbarian have had too much to drink and team up to wreck shit. @amyyyyyyyyyyyyy._.t
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    Font - O otherwindow Why are the wise wizards and witches in the party always posh British people and never like, an Australian mage. Rogue: The artefact we stole appears to be celestial in origin Outback Mage: too fuckin right mate bismuth @ gamowrimo @bismuthmachines Replying to @Loudwindow Outback mage: strewth this place is chockas with ripper material components, casting spells is gonna be a piece of piss Magic shop attendant, trembling: sir I don't speak extraplanar languages, please just
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    Font - Justice Arman @justice_arman BARD: what are you playing again? NECROMANCER: my character bestows life-giving Candlekeep In magic BARD: oh okay so like a cleric NECROMANCER: of sorts BARD: awesome we need a healer NECROMANCER: you'll be on your feet again in no time #dnd 5:19 PM - May 7, 2020 Twitter for Android ill View Tweet activity 607 Retweets 3.2K Likes <
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    Forehead - The Fighter You have my sword. The Ranger And my bow. The Barbarian And my axe. The Monk Hand
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    Cartoon - The fighter flexing about his intelligence score to the barbarian: ACCORDING TO MY MATH, 6 IS HIGHER THAN TWO.
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    Tie - THE WIZARD WHEN MEETS THE SORCERER SIMPLICITY POR 230 have worked my whole life researching and gaining knowledge, SIMPLICITY and this dipshit sphere sleeps all day and has powers that gods fear.

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