90s kids will remember the amazing tales of brave and honorable ninja warriors who happen to be turtles, who kept their city safe and brought joy to the people. But most of you won't know the tale of these 4 rambunctious reptiles' cousins, who rather than being dropped in a sewer, were dropped in an influencer house.
These 4 turtle bros led very different lives to their cousins, who some say were the ultimate ninja warriors. Rather than developing a taste for pizza and martial arts, they developed a love for caviar and posing, using their cuteness to bring joy in their own way. But not all was perfect in the influencer house, for soon another animal influencer, Big Cheddar the tabby cat, would join and cause untold havoc.
Pictured here is these mutant turtles' first interaction with the mutant rat that would become their martial arts master/adoptive father/pizza provider. How he managed to procure copious amounts of pizza in a sewer from human society that was still piping hot is still a mystery to this day.
This here is a true hero! Not only making an annoying add space redundantly but also making it incredibly cute! Any hackers out there who want to make the billboards in times square a cute turtle gallery instead?
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