In the early 2000s, two dogs' lives were changed forever when they had a chance meeting with a magical hairstylist while in transit on a flight to New York City. After having their hair styled to perfection and wowing all the other delightful doggos in their local park, they decided that all the dogs of New York deserved to feel silky smooth, just like them.
So Scrappy and Coco played its smart and offered their services to the doggy divas in high fashion, raking in enough doglars (dog dollars) to open up their very own store, dedicated to keeping the animal community of New York City silky smooth. In time their legend would grow, and they would end up becoming best buddies with leaders of the animal community worldwide, ushering in a new era of silky smoothness for animals worldwide!
Cockatoos and cockatiels are blessed with naturally amazing and colorful mohawks! They don't have to wait hours for a stylist to shape and color their signature coifs, which is why many an animal is incredibly envious of them.
This emo llama is looking down on you for two reasons: firstly, he has better hair than you, and secondly, he is an immensely successful model and influencer who is the original inspiration for the drama llama meme.
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