A darkness has spread over fair Ferreton, ancestral home of the ferret lords. Crops have withered, monsters are abound, and the citizens no longer scream aaaaaa in praise of the glorious morning sun. Some ferrets even awaken to terrible bed hair, something that has never been seen before in Ferreton. But all is not lost, for the ferret lords have called upon aid from the deep!
Hark, and listen, for this, is the tale of Ferreton, whose wise King, Arthur of house Dookdragon sought the council of the wise water weasel, the magical and mystical otter known as Merlin! Hearing Arthur's call for help, Merlin rode to him upon a skeletal winged horse, seemingly invisible to the naive, to help cure Ferreton of the curse, placed upon them by an evil otter sorceress known as Morgana Le Ott, Rival to Merlin.
Behold, Sir Dancelot of Roombania, mighty and courageous knight of the spherical table (everyone has to hold their ale in the air)! See how he has tamed the mighty steeds of his homeland, riding them into battle against his enemies.
'Ok Susan, I know the secret of what you do with my blanket and I want you to know I'm not angry, just jealous that he gets to go in the super cool spinny ride machine and I don't. So could you please let me ride it too, pretty please with a cherry on top?'
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