'Fine, I'll hire a goat instead' : HOA forbids man to hire a company for yardwork, cue malicious compliance, he ‘hires’ a goat for $20

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    Cat - You get a pony? I'll get a goat. SOC So I went to a buddy of mine and asked if I could rent his goat for the day. (I've since been informed sheep work better). He said yeah, loaded her up in the back of his truck and brought her over. We hung out, watched the goat do her job, and watched my neighbors watch my goat do her job. I knew that even if the HOA didn't like it, there was nothing they could do about it.
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    Font - Posted by u/Goat-rentor 7 hours ago You get a pony? I'll get a goat. S OC Someone in AITA said I should post this over here as well? I hope it fits. I live in a place with a pretty strict HOA. Strict as in we have flags in the yard to tell us how tall the grass can be, and regulations not just on the color but on the brand of paint we're allowed to use for our houses. 2
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    Font - I hate mowing the lawn, the sound is awful and it hurts my shoulder to do it, and my wife had an incident so she doesn't mow anymore. But the grass has to be cut. The only 'company' we're allowed to hire for yard work is the one that works on the green belt. Which is, coincidentally, owned by a board members jerk-kid.
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    Font - So I went to a buddy of mine and asked if I could rent his goat for the day. (I've since been informed sheep work better). He said yeah, loaded her up in the back of his truck and brought her over. We hung out, watched the goat do her job, and watched my neighbors watch my goat do her job. I knew that even if the HOA didn't like it, there was nothing they could do about it. We aren't allowed to raise livestock, sure. But if, say, the HOA presidents daughter wants a pony at her birthday, t
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    Font - Zoreb1 +2.7 hr. ago Sue the board for corruption. If only one company can be hired for yard work and it is owned by a board member you do have a good case. Vote Reply Share Goat-rentor OP. 7 hr. ago Oh dang you think so? I know a lot of people are pretty unhappy with them Vote Reply Share
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    Font - MortgageRegular2509 7 hr. ago Definitely. Wouldn't hurt to ask this question in a legal advice/lawyer subreddit. Also, sorry for directing you to yet another sub Vote Reply Share
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    Font - Cfwydirk +4.7 hr. ago Sounds like you need to have a new HOA board election. Vote Reply Share latents +1 - 7 hr. ago Yes. I vote you all elect the goat. It showed up, did the job, annoyed nobody (except maybe the HOA), did it's job quietly and efficiently, and left. Vote Reply Share
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    Font - AR Happy Nutty_Me. 7 hr. ago How sweet of your friend to come visit you with his lawn therapy goat. Reply Share Vote inuyashee 7 hr. ago Goat tax! Show me the hard workin girl. Vote Reply Share
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    Font - hettienm 6 hr. ago I, too, must insist on a picture of the goat! Vote Reply Share Dogs NCoffeeAddict - 6 hr. ago I thirdly would love a goat tax. Sheep are acceptable too. Vote Reply Share
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    Font - La crack_n_tea 5 hr. ago For people without context, the lil’ incident that rendered OP's wife unable to mow is that she tipped a lawnmower into a lake Vote Reply Share Silly_DizzyDazzle +1 -3 hr. ago I thought this was the same story but it was missing the part where the wife ran the mower into the lake. ...not gonna lie, I'd love to hear that story
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    Font - Minnichi 6 hr. ago might need photo proof of the goat.... for evidence..... yes.... evidence.... (totally not me trying to request goat pics because goats are very cute.) Vote Reply Share rebekahster +3.6 hr. ago OP paid the goat tax in the original AITA post ... was very cute Vote Reply Share
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    Font - Wuotis_Heer. 6 hr. ago Sounds like another HOA that needs to be dissolved. Vote Reply Share JanelldwLowrance - 6 hr. ago There you go. Also, you should fight the bylaws. At the end of the day — this is why I don't want to live in an hoa. Vote Reply Share
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    Font - SailingSpark +2.4 hr. ago I never understood the need for HOAS. I live in an older neighborhood. Some of the houses are a little shabby, but eventually get fixed up with new roofs, siding, or paint. No one house is terrible. At the moment the two worst houses are my neighbor because she is 90 and can't do much anymore more and mine. I need to replace my fence this spring and launch my sailboat to get it off of the driveway.
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    Font - Really though, everyone keeps their homes fairly nice. If the HOA OP is referencing is worried about resell value, I doubt anybody would want to buy a place in such a strictly run HOA. I know I would walk. Reply Share Vote Rubinev +1-3 hr. ago When I was growing up, one of our neighbors kept the house in the divorce, and then did precisely no yard work or maintenance for the next 20+ years. He started with a nice house on a lawn, and ended with a tear down in a sketchy forest. I mean that
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    Font - I don't want much HOA, just enough to prevent that from happening. Vote Reply Share nicklor +2 - 3 hr. ago Ok but most towns where I live in NJ have rules that do exactly that that while are significantly less restrictive than a Hoa would be Vote Reply Share
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    Font - InterstellarDust98 6 hr. ago Eco friendly, too. Vote CoderJoe1 +3 - 7 hr. ago If it catches on, they'll call you sheeple Reply Share Vote Lay-ZFair Sheepies! Reply Share Vote +2.6 hr. ago Reply Share
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    Font - Successful_Tone5456 · 3 hr. ago A couple of weeks ago, my 90yo grandmother told me that she was in her late 20s when she learned that lawnmowers were machines. She had never seen one until then because she grew up on a farm and had sheep to keep the yard cut. My cousin now has 6 sheep that she uses for lawnmowers, and my grandmother thinks it's hilarious that the family has made a full circle! Vote Reply Share
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    Font - Tiffany_Case +1 -3 hr. ago ive a couple questions. Firstly just why. Why do you live there. That sounds miserable honestly. Home shouldnt be miserable. Also tho, what nonsense rules do they have about pets?? Cos guinea pigs also like grass and theyre cute af. They have to either be moved manually every so often or have a cage on wheels but generally get an average lawn done in a few hours. Look into it cos im sure that would drive them absolutely insane so long as theres nothing they can
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    Font - ThriceFive +2 -1 hr. ago I ain't raisin him, I'm just out grazin' him. Reply Share Vote iwanttobebettertomme · 1 hr. ago Thank you. I could not have said it better myself! Vote Reply Share
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    Font - SMO -Phalanx 15 min. ago UK citizen here. How do these Honeowner Associations work? They legally tell you what to do with your own property? I can imagine that would be shut down in the UK faster than they could recycle the leaflet being put through the door! Reply Share Vote
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    Font - martphon 3 hr. ago "Does this get yer goat?" Vote Reply Share SkwrlTail +2. 1 hr. ago Bonus: the goat is happy. Vote Reply Share
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    Font - seensham 37 min. ago Dang they be lobbied harder than Congress Also "goat" doesn't sound like a word anymore. Vote Reply Share Morrigoon +3.31 min. ago Are you limited to grass? Could you, for example, replace your grass lawn with red creeping thyme or clover? Vote Reply Share

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