'I like to pretend I'm Batman': 30 Top Secret Confessions of the Week (March 19, 2023)

Everyone is hiding a few secrets, and these people decided to fess up anonymously. There are tons of submissions to the @fesshole Twitter page every day. Basically, if you have a secret, you can message the account, and they'll post it anonymously, so it can never be linked back to you. Some people's secrets are mundane, but others are so shocking they could ruin a relationship or two.

The family drama confessions are always eye opening, as are people who admit to messing with their friends or neighbors just for fun. One person got their 10 year old banned from TikTok, a fact they're hiding from their spouse. Another person got their neighbors to move out in a dastardly manner. After these neighbors annoyed them, they left a note mentioning that the guy was cheating on his partner. Lo and behold, they moved out!

Check out these insane confessions below. Then, read about this woman whose SIL is annoyed that people won't follow her new gifting rule.

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