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Witty Disney Memes that Speak Truth about Dating a Modern Man

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    Why do they do this?

    Cartoon - M I want do something for her. But what? X 8 via Pinterest Well, there's the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep.
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    At least he has good hair...

    Sleeve - wants a trophy wife
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    Seems a bit excessive but we all know some men would rather we be pretty and shut up

    Photograph - pasy A girlfriend... made of ice... She's perfect.
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    We've all encountered this type

    Cartoon - Or big ego, tiny dagger
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    Cruel, but efficient. Gotta learn from the "best" Disney vilian

    Font - Having trouble breaking up with someone??? 1. Lean in for a kiss 2. Stop before your lips touch theirs 3. Say "Oh if only there was someone who loved you" 4. Walk away and let them die
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    Where to even begin?

    Organism - commitment issues
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    We give our trust too easily

    Hair - Cheers. To Flynn Rider. The closest Disney ever came to a realistic male character. SO I HAVE MADE THE DECISION TO TRUST YOU. A HORRIBLE DECISION, REALLY.
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    He can keep his car. We're out.

    Cartoon - likes his ride more than you
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    Men used to conquer cities for the women they loved...

    Cartoon - I AM THE MILLENNIAL 5 THAT BINGEWATCHES IN THE NIGHT
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    The grass is greener on the other side kind of guy

    Head - looking for perfection
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    Ah, your casual online stalker

    Forehead - Who are you and how did you find me? D BU Facebook.
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    A jester at the most

    Smile - thinks he's a god
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    The guy who can't handle a woman making the first move

    Hairstyle - Kiss me Peter. Whoa... No. God No. HYPUN.CO
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    This one gets off on the rouge

    Gesture - compulsive liar
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    The guy who erases from his life you after one fight

    Facial expression - Andy Demetria @DeterminaDIY One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again
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    And are sending you on beer and snack runs while they game

    Hair - he and his buddies won't leave your house
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    Just your casual linkup

    Facial expression - IF CINDERELLA HAPPENED TODAY I have to go! Goodbye! I don't know your name! How will I find you? @THISJENLEWIS Anastasia Cinderella Drizella Prudence Daphne Ah yes, there she is. Never mind, I know how... / BUZZFEED Cinderella Found u U up? Yup, that'll do it.
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    Also won't do the chores

    Sleeve - won't get a job
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    Because determination is important

    Facial expression - I'LL MARRY THAT GIRL Once I know her name, her address, her mental stability, her likes and dislikes, if she has a criminal record, if she's already got a man...
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    The risks of online dating

    Cartoon - possibly insane

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