'Ravioli on a clothesline': 30 Foods served up on the most outrageous and random objects ever

You'd rather have your food served on some random wooden plank than a boring old plate, correct? No? Well too bad, that's what you're getting at our fancy dining establishment.

No, we actually can't totally disinfect that unfinished wood board that 300 people before you have already eaten off of. Try not to think about it too hard. 

We're going to sling your greasy burger right on the wood board, and then we're going to dump a bunch of fries on there. The fries are going to spill onto the table and the floor, and the burger grease is going to drip off the board and stain your pants. 

It's gonna be so messy! And you're going to pay like $30 for that. Are you not amused?! Are you having fun?! Did you get your Instagram pictures?!

Check out these wild substitutions for plates, then click here to read about one customer who asked if he was "being Karen-ish" after yelling profanities at retail workers. 

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