Wittiest Wifey Memes of the Week (March 24, 2023)

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elina lee
Mar 24, 2023 2:00 PM EDT

Let's be real. Being a wife is like having three full-time jobs all rolled into one - a cleaner, a nanny, and a shrink. For some reason, it's always up to us to keep the house nice and tidy, to make sure the kids aren't making a mess, and to deal with a husband who's basically like another child.

Though it may sound like a lot, being a wifey is one of the most rewarding roles. Planning and building a future with your soulmate, creating memories in your new home, and seeing your children grow up into mini-yous is pretty fulfilling. And we have to admit, it is nice to throw in the occasional 'I told you so' when the husband finally realizes we were right all this time. 

So to all the wonderful and witty wives who said 'I do' and never looked back - if there's anyone who can handle the multitasking, it's us women. And in the meantime, we invite you to scroll through the following wifey memes to enjoy and relate to. 

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  • 01
    Cartoon - Growing up I wanted to be Ariel, but now I think I'd rather be her stepmom: @ponyglasses
    via @marriageandmartinis, @ponyglasses
  • 02
    Organism - FATHER ISH No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards My wife and I were planning a vacation, and I said "is it okay if I create a spreadsheet for this?" She said with absolutely glee, "Yes! A spreadsheet would be perfect!" I got my laptop, and she looked at me with not exactly lust, but something close. This is how we flirt now.
    via @byclintedwards
  • 03
    Photograph - Plan Dates With The Effort You Plan Your Fantasy Football
    via @marriageandmartinis

    Going to print this and slip it into our hubby's bag 

  • 04
    Font - Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini My husband was about to make chicken and asked if I wanted some. I said no thanks I wasn't hungry. After the chicken was done I said "wow, that looks good" and he handed me my own plate of some. That's what being married 20 years gets you.
    via @marriageandmartinis

    See, marriage IS worth it!

  • 05
    Jaw - Julie Burton @ksujulie [2004] Him: I do. Me: I do. Narrator: And from that day forward, he never had to shop or wrap another gift for his mother, father, or brother.
    via @ksujulie
  • 06
    Nose - 2017 Look honey, I found a picture of your grandma 2063 Look honey, I found a picture of your grandma
    via @marriage.memes
  • 07
    Purple - "You eating again?!" Me: ......... no
    via @marriage.memes
  • 08
    Mouth - Me when my kids finally go back to school. FREEDOM
    via @marriage.memes
  • 09
    Font - MARRIED LIFE: Telling your husband the same sentence 10 days in a row, just to have him say "You definitely never told me that."
    via marriedmemes
  • 10
    Forehead - When you're 30 minutes into an argument and you realize you may have misunderstood something Sadcasm
    via Sadcasm
  • 11
    Smile - When you said you weren't hungry and he didn't telepathically know that you wanted a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and fries
    via marriedmemes
  • 12
    Human - When you show your wife a meme but she doesn't have a 13yo boy's sense of humor @DadPatrol
    via @DadPatrol
  • 13
    Purple - Leaves for work at 7:00 a.m. "Bye babe, love you" My wife in bed:
    via marriedmemes
  • 14
    Cartoon - Him: we are leaving at 6:00 Her: at 6:30 Tocy's makeup
    via marriedmemes
  • 15
    Forehead - No one: My wife laying in bed Where the hell is my birth certificate Married Memes
    via marriedmemes
  • 16
    Forehead - After I finally get the baby to sleep and my husband has the audacity to breathe in our home Spicydisastermama
    via Spicydisastermama

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