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Stop hogging all the mud!
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Years of gene splicing have resulted in the ultimate hunter, the frippoptamus. Part frog, part hippo, one hundred percent deadly, this little guy has the strongest poison from all the dangerous frogs combined with the strength and inner rage of a hippo. Be afraid, be very afraid.
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While extremely dangerous and best seen from afar, hippos are also incredibly cute with their adorable stubby legs and grey potato-like bodies. Oh, and they tuck their ears back when underwater, which is way too cute for creatures whose motto is 'mess with the hip, get the eternal dip' .
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Wannabe hippo
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Nom
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Hippo blep
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