It is well known that when you stare into a void kitty's eyes, the void stares back at you, but not why this phenomenon occurs. To understand why these clawtastic cats are capable of such wonders, we need to look to the far past, to the days of myth and legend. To the days that cats ruled the world. Back then, lived a sweet void-black kitty, simply known as Shadow.
Shadow was special. He knew things that the other cats didn't and no one knew how. Unbeknownst to them, he had a special relationship with his shadow, able to communicate with it and ask it to help him learn about others, so he could better make friends with all the other animals. And so it learned of the other animals and helped him befriend them, vowing to be his eternal friend and serve his family as their best friend forever. And that is what is actually staring at you, not the void, but rather a friendly shadow.
Yes, become one with your surrounding, become one with the void! Now you will be able to steal all the tunas without any of those pesky hoomans knowing any better. Now go, my student, and liberate those tunas in my name!
Fear not the shark void, traveler, for it is in fact floofy and cuddly in there. No longer should you fear the void, for it is a safe haven from the real world, where magical void cats meow in unison to the theme song of sponge bob meowpants.
For a weekly dose of animal-themed community challenges - Subscribe to our Newsletter!
Can't get enough of ICanHasCheezburger? Find us on Instagram!