Speed, stealth, incredible fur. These three characteristics are what every ninja cat attempts to embody, at the extremely secret, yet still well-known, Cat Academy of Stealth and Ninja Skillz. The academy accepts cats from all walks of life, so long as they are capable of making it through their extensive cat obstacle course and learning the nine precepts of cat nirvana.
Once they have passed these challenges, initiates are assigned to a room in the Great Lion dormitory, which they will share with their future teammates for the next 2 years, while the three of them study and train under a master ninja, who will eventually join them on missions as their team leader. Once they graduate, they will be able to lead their own three-cat teams on numerous pigeon-stalking missions across the world. Believe it!
Mr. Whiskers is a true denizen of the night, a master assassin who fully believes in hiding in plain sight. In fact, if you take a hard look at this picture of a doormat, you will find that he is actually hiding beneath it, a genius move from a seasoned pro!
The art of camouflage may have been created by humans as a concept, but it was practiced long before by cats of all kinds, who some say purfected it. In Mr. Floofs's case, he perfected it to such a degree that he no longer needs to hide, camouflage just appears around him wherever he goes.
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