'She blushed a color I'd never seen before': Nosy HOA busybody keeps pestering lady about her social media profile, lady gives petty response

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    Computer - Pon comtreks Fa O Netto F D "Well?!?! Are you ever going to tell me why you changed your Facebook name?" Parch FANGI Se e. as MacBook Pro Try to ta peale mare your business www S 2 and 4 SeePage Food Fring A..
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    Font - Don't ask if you don't want to know. My neighbor is a "Proper Christian lady," and a HUGE busybody. She was my "friend" on FB (and had been for years) because she is also the president of our HOA, and shares info on her page which I liked having access to.
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    Font - A couple of years ago I was asked to moderate a relatively large Facebook group, so I changed my FB name from my legal name to first name middle name. (Sally Jo as opposed to Sally Jo Smith.)
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    Font - Well, PCL saw me at the park not too long after and asked why I'd changed my FB name. I didn't give her an answer. She asked me no less than four times over the following weeks, finally cornering me at the grocery store saying "Well?!?! Are you ever going to tell me why you changed your Facebook name?"
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    Font - I'd had enough. So I flatly said "I joined a swinger's group, and I've started meeting people on FB for no strings attached adult fun. I was concerned about someone learning my identity and stalking me, so I decided to remove my last name for security."
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    Font - She blushed a color I'd never seen before and just walked away. It was glorious, and a week later I noticed we were no longer FB friends.
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    Organism - CoderJoe1 20 hr. ago +4. Now change your porch light to a red bulb to really mess with her. 3.2k Reply Share
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    Font - Ethelenedreams. 20 hr. ago Upside down pineapples, too. Bowl by the front door. 1.0k 3 Reply Share
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    Font - ecn20 20 hr. ago Her reaction must be priceless. "Proper Christian lady" deleted you as FB friends knowing she can't be affiliate with someone in adult swinger's group. Glorious response, I will have to steal that "swinger" answer for nosy people next time. 507 Reply Share
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    Font - cas_leng 20 hr. ago That was a great response! It boggles my mind that she cared so much about your FB name 211 Reply Share
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    Font - off_the_cuff_mandate 19 hr. ago Next time you see her at the grocery store put a pineapple in her cart upside down 54 Reply Share
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    Font - Narat stolid_agnostic 17 hr. ago It's a bit odd that she'd be so concerned about this. But, sometimes empty people try to fill themselves up.
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    Font - ElectrooJesus 19 hr. ago Invite her to a "social event"
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    Font - 4E4ME 19 hr. ago Mail her a postcard to your next "get together". Decorate your postcard with a pineapple motif
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    Smile - kataang4lyfe 7 hr. ago Now you can pester her endlessly about why she deleted you as a friend!
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    Font - DokterSack 19 hr. ago Reminds me of that hole move where you are asked if you want something, and then you are told to get it yourself. Same energy.

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