To tum rub or not to tum rub, that is the question. The answer is yes, go forth and tum rub, for the floofy kitty bellies beckon for a reason, despite the numerous scratches from malevolent murder mittens that will certainly occur. As it was written in the holy texts of Meowism, 'A cat's belly is the closest a hooman can get to heaven on earth, but its cost is great, and only the brave or stupid may succeed'.
And that is why our cat monastery was created, so that we could train monks to figure out the intricacies and virtues of these divine felines, learning their ways and attempting to become as one with the universe as they are. So feel free to walk around and meet our many cat mentors, whose majestically floofy bellies are a great source of inspiration to us all
'Merry chrizmaz hoomans!'. For cat Christmas, we will all be getting free kitty belly rubs under the tree, brought to you by the Feline Fluffy Belly Association, in collaboration with the Cats That Need To Scratch Hoomans Association.
When attempting to safely pet a kitty's belly, it is always best to use a distraction. That is why we have brought a mini-moon into existence on the floor, which will keep this furtastic feline entertained, so we won't get scratched.
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