A Sweet Selection of Dog Memes And Not Dog Memes

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  • 01
    Sky - SUBWAY BE INTO FITNESS FITNESS FOOTLONG IN YOUR MOUTH
  • 02
    Human body - My kid told me he had a "step teacher" the other day, and I will never address anyone as a substitute again from this point forward.
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    Font - I can't pick up my dogs prescription because I can't remember her date of birth. They won't tell me it because patient privacy. She's a dog. She won't tell me it either.
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    Dog - theraptorcage Eurasian Eagle Owl chicks hearthawk The laundry is alive and it is angry. petitequeen omfg maliceincorporated This is why you clean the lint tray regularly
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    Font - you busy?" me: no, why? *incoming video call* Jesus H. Christ.
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    Font - Neptune Well, this is awkward. Uranus Saturn Jupiter Mars Earth Venus Mercury
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    Food - Babe, are you okay? You've hardly touched your cheesecake.
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    Dog - The sign contains the following message in Portuguese; "Please don't take my (little) ball away. If it's on the street, it's because I threw it for people to play with me. Return it through the gate to make me happy. This ball means everything to me.". SP POR FAVOR! NÃO LEVE MINHA BOLINHA EMBORA!!! SE ELA ESTÁ NA RUA É PORQUE JOGUEI PARA BRINCAREM COMIGO. DEVOLVA NO PORTÃO E EU FICAREI MUITO FELIZ!! ELA É TUDO PRA MIM
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    Car - WHEN SOMEONE CUTS YOU OFF NA EENVO H AND THEN SLOWS DOWN 60 80 04115 21565 100 120-
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  • 10
    Sky - Me: Gets a dog for anxiety The Dog: Also has Anxiety
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    Font - People under 5'3" do NOT go outside rn. I just saw a hawk flying around.
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  • 12
    Font - What is something every "junk drawer" must have in order to be considered a proper "junk drawer?"
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  • 13
    Font - Missing the trash truck is 1 of the biggest L's u can take as an adult
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    Cat - Bro just spawned in and is already angry
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  • 15
    Face - *BIG DOGS I don't wanna fight you *SMALL DOGS STOSE Yeah, i don't wanna fight me neither
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    Head - It's not that I want 2 dogs, I just want to get my dog a dog
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  • 17
    Dog - Dog: *moving his paws while sleeping* Everyone: "Aw, he's probably dreaming about chasing squirrels."
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  • 18
    Art - Just heard my mum telling my dog she will cancel his birthday party on thursday if he keeps misbehaving
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    Font - Finally, somewhere I can take my Croissant Bernard. LARGE BREAD DOG PARK 25 lbs and over City Ord. Sec. 462
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    Felidae - A rare meeting of an early and a night shift worker meeting in the break room at around 06:00 am
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  • 21
    T-shirt - this is my first time seeing mcdonald's jeans
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  • 22
    Sleeve - "Hey I like your cow" "Oh that's my calf" 111
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  • 23
    Car - Me: My ducks are absolutely not in a row. Me: At this point, I don't even know where my ducks are. My ducks: E
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  • 24
    Organism - "no dad you don't understand me" the-doctors-snog-box finding emo zaynmakesmyvaginatingle Dad I'm going to touch the boat don't tell me what I can't do
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    Food - Quality meal BUTABLISHM MY 1048 05 0505 060 05 style 660 MAK NE DR G5 AF 6 DR
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  • 26
    Dog - < Babe You got it babe Thanks suga are these the right trash bags? Did you get a dog
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  • 27
    Organism - i want what they have Vegan Redneck @JackTVegan69 He wanna play PlayStation so bad 0,7
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  • 28
    Dog - Thank God for sports photographers.
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  • 29
    Food - rente Church Infinity Stones
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    Couch - I sold a rug to someone on marketplace and they just sent me this picture with the message "little man is chuffed"
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    Cat - This cat looks like it's gonna offer me a side quest
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    Font - My boyfriend rolled a Nat 20 on his sneak attack proposal and asked me to join his campaign for life! 13 15 14
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    Product - 10 year old me: "wow. the future is here" TIGER
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    Nose - Behind Every Strong Woman is Her Cat
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    Water - I thought this was a naked curly haired woman living her best life
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    Plant - Do not hug. The sandbox tree, also known as the "Dynamite Tree", is covered in spikes, full of poison, and grows exploding fruits. The fruit looks like little pumpkins, but when they fully mature they explode with a loud bang and fling their seeds at up to 150 mph.
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    Food - He's so small he can sneak through the fence, so he must wear the escape-proof wiener bun of shame at potty time
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  • 38
    Font - Choosing to save money by not buying myself a little treat feels like something I should reward myself for, perhaps by buying a little treat. However,
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  • 39
    Fixture - Schrödinger's Plates: They are both broken and not broken until you open the door
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  • 40
    Dog - THIS WAS IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM AT SCHOOL Missing dog I miss my dog he's not lost or anything he's just at home and I'm here at school enjoy the picture of him tho
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  • 41
    Face - RIP WATER YOU WILL BE MIST. Every dad in a 20 mile radius
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    Train - When you throw the ball a little bit too far inchando lif
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