There is an epidemic sweeping our nation right now. It's hard for me to articulate this without getting emotional, but the store Target is selling shirts for toddlers with rainbows on them. This is a national emergency and needs to be addressed by the leaders of this great nation sooner rather than later.
I'm making a jokey joke here, but there are a lot of people out there who think boys wearing shirts with rainbows is the end of the world. I remember when I was a kid, people tried to decrease the stigma against boys wearing pink. These days, people will make a big deal out of nothing. No, Target is not conspiring to make your child gay. They just made a rainbow shirt for a child who probably doesn't even care what he wears. I wore firetruck shoes as a kid and am not a fireman. It is hard to describe how much it does not matter that a boy might wear a shirt with a rainbow on it, but if I try to describe it, my brain might implode on itself, and we don't want that.