30+ of the Best Wiener Dog Memes for the Clinically Dachshund Obsessed

Listen, listen, listen, we are big BIG fans of all dogs. Don't get us wrong, dogs are the best in all shapes and sizes. But like… There is just something about wiener dogs that just makes us squeal from cuteness aggression. And with their feisty personalities, you'd understand the aggression. They're not quite on the level as most chihuahua when it comes to not understanding they are the ittiest bittiest cutie patooties and not Cerberus the guard dog to the underworld, but they still ain't messing around. That being said, they are also the silliest little longbois who love to play just as much as they love to cuddle. They're run/waddle combo is simply hypnotizing and if you don't immediately swoon then you're a sociopath. Sorry not sorry. If someone was like, "hey, join our cult!" We would be like, "no." BUT if they were like, "hey, join our cult. It's run by wiener dogs." We'd be like, "here are all our bank accounts, belongings, and everything—where do we sign our soul away?" That might sound a little excessive to some, but hot dog parents will understand.

Posted by Elna McHilderson

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