Fresh Tweets From the Big Brains of Twitter (April 13, 2023)

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    Arm - alexandra dot gov @bigmoodenergy happy easter, remember their sacrifice 5:15 PM 2023-04-09 247K Views 2,387 Retweets 32 Quotes 8,954 Likes 85 Bookmarks :
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    Organism - Noodle @NoodleVEVO obsessed with this spongebob frame 4:13 AM 2023-02-04 938K Views . 63.5K Likes 3,031 Retweets 98 Quotes
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    Organism - (estrogen angel) Cloudy @oncloud_e if you come out on Easter you can just tell your religious parents you were inspired by Jesus leaving his cave 6:29 PM 2023-04-09 102K Views 166 Retweets 3 Quotes 3,256 Likes 14 Bookmarks
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    Organism - zach silberberg @zachsilberberg if i could be permanently ratatouilled i would. just relinquish all control. let the rat do it. im done 11:22 PM 2023-02-04 529K Views . 26.2K Likes 4,199 Retweets 92 Quotes
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    Font - i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazilla "the truth is stranger than fiction" idk man, they got fiction about mushroom zombies. another one about dragon wars. also one where everyone knows vampires are real but nobody believes in werewolves. those are all on one channel even 9:11 PM 2023-02-04 23.1K Views ● 774 Likes 65 Retweets 4 Quotes
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    Organism - hatsune mitski (zeph) @zephanijong having anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean i'm scared of hanging out with my friends 6:43 PM 2023-02-04 1M Views 54.8K Likes 8,481 Retweets 443 Quotes
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    Font - vampire prince nina @NinaModaffari man people are so funny being like 'no Igbts in MY game' like....broski, I'm making your game. my queer little hands have touched the game so much. it's too late for you bud, it's already happened and it won't stop 5:11 PM 2023-02-04 571K Views . 30.5K Likes 2,707 Retweets 35 Quotes
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    Font - Adam Cerious @Browtweaten so wait, did jesus see his shadow today or not 11:13 PM 2023-04-09 24.6K Views 159 Retweets 4 Quotes 1,018 Likes 4 Bookmarks
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    Organism - jj damon, hard body giamatti @JJDemonic my son just said "why was 10 afraid?" i said why. "because he was in the middle of 9-11." THAT'S A GOOD JOKE WTF 10:47 PM 2023-02-03 313K Views 14.1K Likes 1,056 Retweets 21 Quotes
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    Font - mariana Z @mariana057 I don't know who needs to know this but even if a bear wears socks and shoes... He still has bear feet. 11:39 AM 2023-02-05 13.1K Views . 821 Likes 72 Retweets 5 Quotes
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    Font - nicole boyce @nicolewboyce nonbinary She's The Man remake called "Theys The Them" 8:56 PM 2023-02-04 64.5K Views 2,568 Likes 129 Retweets 3 Quotes
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    Font - Zenrotto @Zenrotwo "Hero in Smash Ultimate has more spells available than players can acquire in Hogwarts Legacy" is an INSANE thing to be true 2:58 AM 2023-02-05 902K Views 30.2K Likes 3,403 Retweets 104 Quotes
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    Organism - Ultima | #BLM @UltimaShadowX There should be more games where the protagonist of the previous game is the final boss of the next one. 10:51 PM 2023-02-05666K Views : 19.2K Likes 1,263 Retweets 215 Quotes
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    Organism - mariana Z @mariana057 Not everyone thinks Cleopatra was beautiful... But that's how Julius Caesar. 11:16 PM 2023-02-05 15K Views ● 891 Likes 59 Retweets 7 Quotes
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    Organism - Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman Zombie movies aren't actually about zombies. They're a metaphor for how it would be cool if everything at the mall was free 10:46 AM 2023-02-06 1,844 Views . 114 Likes 18 Retweets 2 Quotes
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    Font - personal anatomical @collnsmith There's a weird taboo against lying on the floor, one of life's most pleasurable activities 5:10 PM 2023-02-05 3.3M Views ... 115K Likes 15.8K Retweets 1,579 Quotes
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    Font - Shayne Topp @supershayne The last of us tv show is nothing like the game, Pedro pascal should be crouching 100% of the time even when there's nobody around 10:57 PM 2023-02-05 307K Views . 9,264 Likes 550 Retweets 34 Quotes
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    Font - bennett @ImagineAGuy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER??? 2:36 PM 2023-02-06 7,332 Views 485 Likes 62 Retweets 1 Quote
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    Organism - Teddy @That1teddygirl I have a rule in my home that my children are allowed to say one cuss word a day but they have to do it in a shrek voice and use it in context of something shrek would yell. So daily I hear my 4 year old yell "get out me fuckin swamp" 4:26 PM 2023-02-06 · 122K Views 4,579 Likes 234 Retweets 34 Quotes
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    Font - rishi mahesh (parody) @rishipuff u will notice my average letterboxd rating is 4 stars because i think it's very impressive to have made a movie 12:08 PM 2023-02-07 1,458 Views 45 Likes 4 Retweets
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    Font - LENOWA WILDLIFE C CONSERVATION Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Con... @OKWildlife Dept The common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) is a freshwater turtle of the family Chelydridae, a long-lived species reaching maturity at ages varying from 11 to 16 years and can live nearly 50 years in the wild. For context, that is 2.6315 Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriends 4:31 PM 2023-02-07 85.7K Views 2,533 Likes 319 Retweets 42 Quotes
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    Font - alexa @vamppixiee can i please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life 2:52 AM 2023-02-07 248K Views 9,422 Likes 2,476 Retweets 19 Quotes
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    Font - taddy mason @no_goblins Kinda weird how every culture has a fairy, gnome, or little man myth. Probably nothing 1:53 PM 2023-02-06 2.5M Views . . 53.7K Likes 3,820 Retweets 454 Quotes
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    Organism - Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama I do not understand men how people in their late 40s can date teenagers because I am 30 years old and whenever anyone under the age of 20 enters my field of view the only thing I feel is a powerful urge to tell them how many songs used to fit on an mp3 player 10:59 AM 2023-02-07 65.2K Views 2,951 Likes 245 Retweets 19 Quotes
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    Font - Fio Fiorello Original Formula @fioFiorello I love Breaking Bad but we have to admit that what Walter White and his loved ones go through is nothing compared to the trials that Goku had to endure. Walter never has to face even a single Saiyan in combat, let alone one of his own friends being mind- controlled by an alien 12:24 AM 2023-02-07 · 146K Views 7,978 Likes 1,378 Retweets 20 Quotes
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    Organism - hatsune mitski (zeph) @zephanijong you're telling me i have to go out and experience things in order to experience things 2:31 AM 2023-02-08 30.8K Views 1,153 Likes 186 Retweets 6 Quotes
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    Font - Haus of Decline @hausofdecline Dogs are cool because they're like a little dude with 10 IQ points. Cats are cool because you feel as if you've brokered a contract with a minor demon. 2:20 PM 2023-02-09 56.5K Views . 2,216 Likes 302 Retweets 10 Quotes
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    Font - Clara Olshansky @ClaraOlshansky Aubrey Plaza answers the question "what if eeyore was a hot human woman" 8:21 PM 2023-02-07 69.8K Views 2,895 Likes 172 Retweets 1 Quote :
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    Font - bianca @doll_diariez Panera Bread ss 23 $39.50 apapapapapare DDIDDIDIT BAGUETTE ●●● . IPIPIRIP Foodies, meet fashion! WE PUT THE BAG IN BAGUETTE PIPIPAPAT Introducing the BAGuette from Panera, the ultimate accessory designed for both the 1:06 PM 2023-02-07 723K Views 15K Likes 884 Retweets 702 Quotes
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    Font - Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury Hayao Miyazaki (Examining a picture of Peter Griffin): I do not like this man. His eyes know nothing of suffering. But his wife... She is strong in ways she does not understand 1:38 AM 2023-02-07 532K Views 19.6K Likes 1,794 Retweets 13 Quotes
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    Font - @GenyaTheHag the urge to disappear into the forest and become local folklore 2:19 PM 2023-02-07 16.9K Views 451 Likes 177 Retweets 6 Quotes
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    Font - sarah hagi @KindaHagi it's so crazy that athletes get traded just like that. what about their friends? 2:13 AM 2023-02-09 · 1M Views . 33.8K Likes 2,436 Retweets 223 Quotes
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    Font - Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers Goldilocks and the Three Bears adaptation with Cocaine Bear, the bear from Annihilation, and Christian from Midsommar 1:43 PM 2023-02-08 38.5K Views ● : 1,255 Likes 156 Retweets 11 Quotes
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    Font - stephanie @batlovrs I'm not a real person i'm actually 30 bats hidden under a trenchcoat 3:54 PM 2023-02-03 58K Views 1,287 Likes 452 Retweets 7 Quotes
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    Organism - Brian Firenzi @mrbrianfirenzi You see Simba, we eat the antelope. But when we die we become the grass. And the antelope eat the grass. Isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like rain, Simba, on your wedding day 2:48 PM 2023-02-08 13.7K Views . 327 Likes 43 Retweets 1 Quote
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    Font - Boog @bewgtweets Leonardo Dicaprio: you know I'm famous, right? 18yo GF: yeah, you painted like sixteen Chapels 2:36 PM 2023-02-08 7,494 Views : 134 Likes 25 Retweets
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    Font - Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer diagon ally: someone who claims to "fully support trans rights, but" 8:15 PM 2023-02-08 2,780 Views . 127 Likes 21 Retweets 2 Quotes
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    Font - happy slayva #JOHNWICK @love4envy midsommar is scary because its about blonde haired blue eyed people 5:23 PM 2023-02-07 227K Views 12.4K Likes 1,233 Retweets 63 Quotes
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    Font - Lea @delsinsfire hey video game developers why do you put a waterfall in your game if there is no secret passage behind it? to make a fool out of me? to mock me? 2:16 PM 2023-02-08 287K Views . 24.3K Likes 3,624 Retweets 152 Quotes
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    Font - joshua turek @JoshuaTurek In my 20s: I'll show them In my 30s: I probably won't show them 2:55 PM 2023-02-08 246K Views 8,228 Likes 810 Retweets 56 Quotes
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    Organism - Jolyne @Joric_art I think the "talking with a friend while jumping aimlessly in a videogame without really playing for a long period of time" phenomenon should have a name 1:43 PM 2023-02-08 1M Views 74.5K Likes 11.3K Retweets 1,090 Quotes :
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